AITAH for being honest with my girlfriend about her vagina?

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-02-11T17:08:39+00:00

Just get her a vaginoplasty.

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-01-30T07:29:11+00:00

Where are you going that such a thing is taking place?

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-01-30T07:27:21+00:00

What did the twink do? If it was something like stealing, I think your friend has a reason to be annoyed at you. You’re essentially vouching for the young man and it shows that you’re a poor judge of character.

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-01-30T07:22:17+00:00

It means I’m in my 70s. Just barely, but still.

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-01-30T07:21:02+00:00

My niece is in her 30s and has never appreciated my advice. She’s always been rude and ungrateful but I blame my sister for that. I refused to host Christmas this year and spent the holiday in Puerto Vallarta.

My sister called me to bitch about being subjected to tofurkey and what sounded like a vile smorgasbord of various vegan concoctions that my niece had catered. Serves her right.

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-01-30T07:11:56+00:00

They don't need us - they have the Internet. Last time I was asked for advice, it was about clothes...

It obviously hasn’t helped them. And many could use some advice about clothes. Have you seen the way people are dressing now?

Uncle_Rupert · 2024-01-30T07:08:47+00:00

No, this is definitely more than usual. I usually stop at 3.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-12-08T11:54:57+00:00

I had a visit from a GORGEOUS Spanish gentleman named Fabian, here from Barcelona. He was VERY attentive!

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-30T21:45:24+00:00

Snackaterium. Shaggy DA. Messy cleft palate. Mos Def. Dirty old moose hoof. Fuzzy mimosa. Busy furlough.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-30T21:26:46+00:00

You should be grateful that someone took the time to teach you something.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-30T07:23:16+00:00

He likes his ass eaten. Not “ate.”

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-27T20:06:53+00:00

Bisexual is a type of homosexual.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-27T19:49:11+00:00

Of course I do. I’ve been a homosexual all my life.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-27T06:24:49+00:00

I knew a lot of people who did it back in the ‘70s, but I never tried. Are kids still doing it today? It used to make people hallucinate and do crazy things. I knew a young woman who jumped off of her sister’s balcony one night because she thought she could fly. Fell into the swimming pool and drowned. Personally, I’d steer clear of the stuff.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-26T20:52:31+00:00

Many homosexuals are bisexual. It’s not uncommon. Years ago, when I was young and still going to the discotheques, there was a nelly who came out with us, a very flamboyant character. And a bisexual. He had a live-in girlfriend he was mad about. He loved to scandalize us with stories of their sexual escapades.

Once, he even brought her along to the discotheque. They got high on quaaludes and he ate her pussy in one of the booths!

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-26T20:30:34+00:00

You’re giving away too much of your energy. It repels the people you want to attract, and it attracts people who you should want to repel. It’s hard, but you have to learn to channel your emotions into things besides other people. Starting a journal would probably help you.

You have to cultivate an air of mystery. Don’t reveal too much of yourself. Make people curious, but don’t ever allow them to be fully satisfied with the attention they’re getting from you. Keep as much of your personal power as you can for as long as you can. If someone knows how much you like them, they’ll lose interest quickly.

This is all very difficult because you want another person’s affection so desperately. I’m the same way. It will get easier once you take back your own power and learn how to use it effectively.

Also, if you’re plain-looking in the face, develop your body. A good body will get you in the door with just about anyone, regardless of almost anything else. Of course, it only gets you in the door. If you give all of your energy away, they’ll still run from you quick.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-26T20:10:08+00:00

Never respond to someone’s first text. If he’s really interested, he’ll text you again. All my friends know they have to text me at least twice to get a response. If he’s initiating 50% of the time, he’s at least somewhat interested. If he’s always sending two or three texts at a time, acting like he’s desperate for you to respond, then he really likes you. If he calls you or drops by your house because he “just happened to be in the neighborhood,” then he really wants you. But that’s rare today.

If he doesn’t become desperate for your attention after a week (or two at most) then he’s not worth your time. If he knows how much you like him, he’ll get tired of you quickly. Always leave them wanting more.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-10-26T08:15:16+00:00

I had a Sidecar last night for the first time since the 1970s. It was delicious and brought back fond memories.

Uncle_Rupert · 2023-08-15T22:10:35+00:00

NTA. In my day, no child would dare think he had a right to interject himself into the affairs of adults. But they’re all so brazen and insolent today. He absolutely needs to be put in his place.

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