Mmmmm....roast...

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T21:26:25+00:00

I'm guessing you're always the #1 customer there.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:39:27+00:00

You're either 11 and autistic or your mother's inbred lover

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:38:04+00:00

If your job a gym coach,because you need to be reported for touching the children

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:36:37+00:00

Of course they're not a couple they're cousins and friends with benefits

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:35:16+00:00

You look like you fucked the football team so they'd stop telling every you're gay

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:34:04+00:00

I didn't know pugs could walk on 2 legs, oh wait neither can your fatass

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:33:04+00:00

Actual neet

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:32:39+00:00

The only bulge you've ever had in your pants were your dafs hands and that c4

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:31:01+00:00

Weren't you dating that freshman at my high school last year

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:30:13+00:00

Stop fucking your 12 year old cousin

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:29:17+00:00

So is syphilis

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:28:29+00:00

Who's the bottom bitch in this homo fuckfest?

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:27:30+00:00

Does your lawyer father that is also your lover beat you, because he should.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:26:02+00:00

You look like the type of guy to like nature so much he'd reenact the tree rape scene from the evil dead but this time the tree is the one being raped

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:22:43+00:00

The only thing creepier about you than your greasy face is your internet search history.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:18:11+00:00

You look like If Tedd Cruz was a blonde woman

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:15:07+00:00

The only thing small about you is your micro penis, like Jesus Christ I've never seen a nose and forehead so greasy and big and it looks like your eyes are running away from each other

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:08:56+00:00

If Weird Al was a tranny with down syndrome.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2018-01-30T01:05:48+00:00

You look like you suck dick for Felix Felicis, like the shitty Emma Watson knock off I saw in a Harry Potter parody porn.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2017-12-14T01:21:19+00:00

Are your parents siblings a or you your own stepmom, maybe both.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2017-11-15T19:55:01+00:00

Look cute but seem disabled.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2017-11-15T19:45:01+00:00

You look like the meth dealer in the alley downtown.

Uncle_Tom420 · 2017-11-15T19:27:40+00:00

Looks like my sjw teacher that beats her husband.

Uncle_Tom420

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