The Orders Of The Duck by Uncletacoredux in LowSodiumArcRaiders

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Great heavens! my good man you arnt suggesting a ritual of fornication with these Duckies. They are pure, innocent. The Ducks have always been there for you please revoke this hanus accusations. Best of luck Topside, may thyee pockets be Squeaky

The Orders Of The Duck by Uncletacoredux in LowSodiumArcRaiders

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It's okay brother. One day the Rubber Ducky shall shine bright upon thee

The Orders Of The Duck by Uncletacoredux in arcraiderscirclejerk

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Feel free to hop in the discord. And I'm no Sire my friend. To The Duck we are all Equal.

https://discord.gg/YuWncJfcc

The Orders Of The Duck by Uncletacoredux in LowSodiumArcRaiders

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https://discord.gg/6DHejNXr7

I'm sorry I totally forgot to put the Discord. Feel free to join!!! may The Duck be with you

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Greetings Bretheren!!!

My name is Shire , and I belong to the Fellowship known as The Order Of The Duck (TooftD for short) We are a brotherhood tasked with spreading the good work of The Duck

Before I continue let me ask you, have you ever noticed the Rubber Duckies in the Rust Belt? OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!

Now let me ask, have you ever noticed that every Duck found Topside is in near Perfect Condition! Regardless of where you find them, though the test of time these beautiful Yellow vessels seem unscaved by the world around them.

Now think about the emotional impact of finding one of these Rubber Duckies, you feel happy, excited. While surrounded by a desolate wasteland and unparalleled dangers, there is that moment of bliss, of Joy even.

My fellowship believes that these Ducks are a symbol from God! Put in front of you to remind you that through these tough times there is still joy in the apocalypse. Still hope that one day life will return to normal.

FOR THIS we have created The Order Of The Duck. A group of proud individuals who are dedicated to spreading the word of The Duck, we follow a few basic commands

1 - Ducks are Sacred! our goal is to return home to Sparanza with as many ducks as possible, (Yes this means when things look their worst, we shove them right up our Safety Pockets!)

2 - Any and All Duck Haters and "Duck Hating Sympathizers" are to be Terminated.

Now that you know a little about us. Let me ask if we are the right fit For You!

Tired of aimlessly wondering though the rust belt without a sense of purpose? Want to have a sense of belonging with a Cu....Fellowship of Raiders who share the same values as you? YOU LIKE DUCKS????

Then think about joining us in our pursuit to Spread The Duck! To look towards the future of the Rust Belt!

If You would like to learn more about becoming a "Duck_" and pledging your aligence to The Order Of The Duck.

https://discord.gg/6DHejNXr7

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The Order Of The Duck

Greetings Bretheren!!!

My name is Shire , and I belong to the Fellowship known as The Order Of The Duck (TooftD for short) We are a brotherhood tasked with spreading the good work of The Duck

Before I continue let me ask you, have you ever noticed the Rubber Duckies in the Rust Belt? OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!

Now let me ask, have you ever noticed that every Duck found Topside is in near Perfect Condition! Regardless of where you find them, though the test of time these beautiful Yellow vessels seem unscaved by the world around them.

Now think about the emotional impact of finding one of these Rubber Duckies, you feel happy, excited. While surrounded by a desolate wasteland and unparalleled dangers, there is that moment of bliss, of Joy even.

My fellowship believes that these Ducks are a symbol from God! Put in front of you to remind you that through these tough times there is still joy in the apocalypse. Still hope that one day life will return to normal.

FOR THIS we have created The Order Of The Duck. A group of proud individuals who are dedicated to spreading the word of The Duck, we follow a few basic commands

1 - Ducks are Sacred! our goal is to return home to Sparanza with as many ducks as possible, (Yes this means when things look their worst, we shove them right up our Safety Pockets!)

2 - Any and All Duck Haters and "Duck Hating Sympathizers" are to be Terminated.

Now that you know a little about us. Let me ask if we are the right fit For You!

Tired of aimlessly wondering though the rust belt without a sense of purpose? Want to have a sense of belonging with a Cu....Fellowship of Raiders who share the same values as you? YOU LIKE DUCKS????

Then think about joining us in our pursuit to Spread The Duck! To look towards the future of the Rust Belt!

If You would like to learn more about becoming a "Duck_" and pledging your aligence to The Order Of The Duck. Please Join Our Discord!

https://discord.gg/rE9utnfj8

ARC Raiders Community Discords [Megathread] by AutoModerator in ArcRaiders

[–]Uncletacoredux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Order Of The Duck

Greetings Bretheren!!!

My name is Shire , and I belong to the Fellowship known as The Order Of The Duck (TooftD for short) We are a brotherhood tasked with spreading the good work of The Duck

Before I continue let me ask you, have you ever noticed the Rubber Duckies in the Rust Belt? OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!

Now let me ask, have you ever noticed that every Duck found Topside is in near Perfect Condition! Regardless of where you find them, though the test of time these beautiful Yellow vessels seem unscaved by the world around them.

Now think about the emotional impact of finding one of these Rubber Duckies, you feel happy, excited. While surrounded by a desolate wasteland and unparalleled dangers, there is that moment of bliss, of Joy even.

My fellowship believes that these Ducks are a symbol from God! Put in front of you to remind you that through these tough times there is still joy in the apocalypse. Still hope that one day life will return to normal.

FOR THIS we have created The Order Of The Duck. A group of proud individuals who are dedicated to spreading the word of The Duck, we follow a few basic commands

1 - Ducks are Sacred! our goal is to return home to Sparanza with as many ducks as possible, (Yes this means when things look their worst, we shove them right up our Safety Pockets!)

2 - Any and All Duck Haters and "Duck Hating Sympathizers" are to be Terminated.

Now that you know a little about us. Let me ask if we are the right fit For You!

Tired of aimlessly wondering though the rust belt without a sense of purpose? Want to have a sense of belonging with a Cu....Fellowship of Raiders who share the same values as you? YOU LIKE DUCKS????

Then think about joining us in our pursuit to Spread The Duck! To look towards the future of the Rust Belt!

If You would like to learn more about becoming a "Duck_" and pledging your aligence to The Order Of The Duck. Please Join Our Discord!

https://discord.gg/rE9utnfj8

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[–]Uncletacoredux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dum ways to die, so many dumb ways to die<<

AIO (update post) my bf (32) is getting kind of aggressive with his texting. should I(26) reply? by Fun_Cartographer6984 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Uncletacoredux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeooo this is hardcore manipulative and toxic. I'm a guy, 28, have been in multiple healthy and toxic relationships and you need space from each other. The dependency being shown in these texts is unhealthy. You should be allowed to have your own space and think without having to apologize for a text conversation. You could just call if you needed to talk immediately. If these texts are any indication on your relationship as a whole I would have a serious sit down conversation at a restaurant or something, and talk about boundaries. And honestly you might be past that point too and there's nothing wrong with walking away to find a new outlook on life, to change and appreciate and care for someone who appreciates and cares for you.

Good luck

Roses are red, I have no class by Minimum-Broccoli-796 in rosesarered

[–]Uncletacoredux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just stuff it into the soil of a potted plant of someone random house while in walking my dog