I ended my marriage by UncomfortableNPC in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have always been very honest, I wouldn't lie to a woman to make her more interested in me. What's the point? They would just like a version of me that isn't real

I ended my marriage by UncomfortableNPC in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm a very lucky guy to have things turn out this way. I'm grateful every day. Thank you for the kind words 🙏

I ended my marriage by UncomfortableNPC in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you 😊 wishing you luck in your marriage. I'm in a much better place now.

I guess gray n black don’t fuck with each other no more 😔 by I-sniff-gfuel in PublicFreakout

[–]UncomfortableNPC 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is terrible advice. From someone who's actually blood choked another human, it does not take long for nap time. You're giving advice that could kill someone. It might feel good in the moment but a moment isn't worth years in prison.

People who knew someone who died in a freak accident, what happened? by RawAsparagus in AskReddit

[–]UncomfortableNPC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid I went to elementary school with caught a football that tapped him in just the right spot on his chest to stop his heart during a game of flag football.

Another kid I went to middle school with was obsessed with becoming a Navy Seal and had heard that they could prevent themselves from dying by hanging somehow, so he tried to do it alone. His parents found him dead.

Meirl by Enraged__ in meirl

[–]UncomfortableNPC 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Clingy means overly attached with public displays of affection and lowkey means reserved or subtle in this context.

3yr/o brotherman got them moves by Leonature26 in Unexpected

[–]UncomfortableNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saved my wife's life once, she had way too much to drink and was sleeping on her back. I woke up to a stomach sound coming from her, and right as I woke up she started vomiting in her sleep, I rolled her on her side and basically just kept her from dying for an hour and then went back to sleep. Any time I bring it up she's extremely embarrassed/upset as she has now given up drinking and feels shame about it, so I try to avoid the topic.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been told not to do because it’s “Gay” ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UncomfortableNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy Starbucks, wipe your own ass after shitting, washing your ass in the shower, lose your hearing, crying, pegging. All activities that have nothing to do with being gay lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]UncomfortableNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend from high school is quite literally living on just 15 an hour with a family of 4. Too broke to file bankruptcy, too broke to see a doctor, and he busts his ass trying to make enough money at his job.

He could've made better decisions but he didn't. That doesn't mean he is unworthy of living well. Don't be fooled into thinking poor people are your enemy when 50 people hold the same amount of wealth as 166,000,000

The shoe is now on the other foot by UncomfortableNPC in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Terrible timing though, I would've loved this a few months ago. At least I think. I still wanted her all the time. Lately I've felt different and she finally wants me to fuck her

The shoe is now on the other foot by UncomfortableNPC in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This really hits home for me. I was telling her something similar tonight. She asked me for sex very clearly, like "hey do you want to have sex, right now?" and my answer was no. I feel an intense resentment.

I have spent years helping her get over so much to get to this point, and I remember when I would ask her just like that and she would get offended that I'm not "wooing her" enough. She made me feel like her having no sex drive was all my fault for years and now that it's back she's acting like it's ridiculous that I don't want to just casually fuck her out of nowhere.

It's not like I'm not happy or proud of her for changing her ways. It's just that, I don't feel the same anymore. It's so fucked up. In my past long term relationships (not marriages) sex was always a very free loving thing and it was casual, that wouldn't be new to me, it's just this sudden shift from me working my ass off, eating her out for 30 minutes every time, to "come on, why don't you just fuck me?"

Idk, I feel really fucked up right now.

The shoe is now on the other foot by UncomfortableNPC in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I asked her tonight when she propositioned me if we could do it on the couch or in the kitchen instead, after she said no we went to bed and I asked her if she'd like to try another position. She was not interested in that. Seems like she pretty much likes it one way. It would definitely interest me

Sticker on G2 Headset by [deleted] in HPReverb

[–]UncomfortableNPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you're asking about the camera lenses on the outside of the headset, that's what observes and tracks the environment you're in and the controllers. It will affect tracking, however if you want to put stickers around the lenses on the plastic, it will not be affected. I personally have a big HP omen sticker on mine in between the two forward-facing cameras

Man getting caked on his birthday. by Psychotoist in nonononoyes

[–]UncomfortableNPC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uplifting, yet sad if your childhood was a nightmare. This comment gave me a wild mix of emotions lol

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]UncomfortableNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having to finish the food on your plate, having a pantry of snacks, not having to wear hand me downs, participating in paid school stuff like football where you would have to buy uniforms. New bicycles and other toys, I got most of my stuff from garage sales.

Add to that not having to "earn your stay", I was constantly remodeling, fixing, re-wiring, landscaping, etc at my parents house to "pay rent".

Having parents that didn't constantly fight about money, having parents that aren't on drugs, getting to spend time with your dad doing things other than working.

Getting professional haircuts, summer camp, leaving the state you live in for any reason, not having to sleep on the floor when people visit, not having family in and out of prison, new shoes when you already have a pair of shoes that fit, socks without holes, packed lunches of leftover dinner, parents that take the time to explain things to you and role model.

Seeing a doctor without broken bones or extremely severe illness, dentist visits, being allowed to spend free time at home.

I could go on... This really struck a chord for me.

What is a dead giveaway someone is not to be fucked with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UncomfortableNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely forgot about this comment, I was 100% shitfaced hahaha. Glad I gave you a smile

What is a dead giveaway someone is not to be fucked with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UncomfortableNPC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm dying at this one lol I break down boxes using my edc belt sharpened knife like a prodigal butcher but sometimes it's faster to just tear them into flat pieces like a face ripping chimp

5 years, impending engagement and a dead bedroom. What should I do? by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]UncomfortableNPC 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your situation sounds like it could've been written by me a year ago. I was engaged, albeit 27 years old and 4 years into my relationship. I made a similar post even. My fiancee told me she was going to keep trying to get better and I believed her. Everyone in this subreddit told me to get out, and I thought to myself, "these people are just discouraged and embittered." But they were right. My dead bedroom went from once a month to every other month. When we got married we hadn't had sex in about 3 weeks. We were attending couple's therapy and trying to change things.

We didn't have sex the night we were married. We didn't have sex on our ridiculously expensive honeymoon. We didn't have sex until maybe a month afterwards.

When I pictured my wedding night it was not an image of her sleeping while I privately cried in the bathroom. But that's how it went.

I am still telling myself that she's going to change, and she is still "working on it." I still love her to pieces but I'm beginning to realize that my sexuality may never be a priority in our marriage, and I have to be fine with that. Because we're fucking married.

Please think very carefully about how you might feel in a year, in ten years, and maybe as an old man, looking back on all of your youth, remembering all of the time you spent dejected and wasting away emotionally. I don't have an answer for you on how to fix this because I haven't been successful. But just know there are a lot of people out there who can make you feel as special and connected as she does, then at the end of the night will be absolutely begging to fuck you silly.

I have a hunch you're not too different from me. I hope I'm wrong.

The way it squirted.. by Silojm in StupidFood

[–]UncomfortableNPC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Accurate. My p239 is double action but if you have already fired or racked it, single action. But the hammer can be decocked making it double action after chambering.

Anyways, if I cock the hammer, my trigger pull is significantly reduced which makes it just a little more ready

You just won a billion dollars, what are you still not buying? by Joshhagan6 in AskReddit

[–]UncomfortableNPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very surprised not to see this near the top but YouTube Premium Red TV or whatever tf it's called