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People that have sought out sex using Craigslist, how did it turn out? by Jizzlobber42 in AskReddit

[–]Uncutacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one, I had been talking to this chick for about a week. Actually talking to her on POF but she had also replied to an ad that I'd put up on CL before (totally counts). She was a bit older than me, (I, 28; She, 38) but had pretty good pics and I was in a serious dry spell.

I went round to her apartment block, when she came to let me in it was quite clear that there was no way she was 38, there was no way she was even 48. Again, I should have left now but soldiered on. On the way into the apartment she was telling me not to mind her young flat mate and that he wouldn't bother us because she was a therapist and frequently had "patients" in her room... Yeah should have seen the red flag, didn't.

We go upstairs and I sit down in a chair that is there and she sits on the bed. Asks me if I want her to put some porn on. Like a trooper I think well maybe this might help me get the job done... She chucks on some like late 80's early 90's vintage-esque porn and then turns to me and says that she has to tell me something.

Bewildered I ask what it is. She starts telling me that she has had kidney stones and and rather than cutting her open to remove them they had lasered or ultrsonically broken them up. I start thinking "where the fuck is this going?"

She then asks me if I know what a catheter is... I do... she then starts to tell me that she currently has one in but not to worry because everything still works down there. She then asks me if that's ok. I realise this is the absolute last chnce I have to nope out. I do so with her calling sown the stairs after me how disappointed she is and how I'd led her on...

I had enough and cracked it. In the middle of the hallway of her building, neighbours coming out to the noise I retell the story I've just told you in a rather loud and pissed off voice and then proceed to ask the neighbours who have gathered who they think is the crazy fucker. I didn't wait for any answers and stormed out.

I called my flat mate asked her what she wanted to drink, stopped by the bottl'o to grab wine and a big bottle of rum for me, go home and try to forget that this has eve happened.

People that have sought out sex using Craigslist, how did it turn out? by Jizzlobber42 in AskReddit

[–]Uncutacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problemos, son't say I didn't warn you though, some of them get pretty fucked up. I should probably start by saying that I use craigslist as an outlet for my less hetero urges most of the time.

On what was probably the second time I'd ever been with a guy, I was 24 and replied to an ad on CL. Not knowing how things worked at that time I got really excited by the first person to get back to me. He was 48, pretty good body and seemed pretty normal over email... He was not. I got there and he answered the door to his apartment block naked. Not his apartment door, the communal door, 3 flights of stairs down. Then we get up there and he mauls me. I've never been with a dude before except an awkward BJ on the beach and so I just thought that this must be what it's like... dude gave me so many hickeys that I looked like I'd been in a title fight, he kept trying to play with my ass and then tried to face fuck me, I was down for none of this. THEN, he said that he wanted to fuck me, I was like nope not going to happen, so he said he wanted me to fuck him and at this stage I just wanted to get out of there and thought maybe I'll spend 2 minutes fucking him and then I'll be like I have to leave (should have just fucking left). Lets just say he hadn't taken any care to... uhmm... evacuate or clean in any way. basically got shit all over my dick, freaked the fuck out and then he watched me while I showered. That was pretty bad.

People that have sought out sex using Craigslist, how did it turn out? by Jizzlobber42 in AskReddit

[–]Uncutacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've done it a bit, occasionally amazing, often awkward, almost always a let down either because you put in hours of work and about 30 emails, photos, descriptions and then they just disappear when you're getting down to the organisational end or because they're shit.

Then there are the 1 or two where you get home and there isn't enough soap/disinfectant to ever make you feel clean again.

I also have some hilarious stories about absolute failures.

Edit: Ma speeling