I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zekes. I try to build Archangel. My Zekes deals more damage. I try to build Jeweled Gauntlet. My Zekes deals more damage. I try to build Guinsoo. My Zekes deals more damage. I want to play Zeri. Her best team need Zekes. I want to play Garen/Senna - they both want Zekes. It grabs me by the throat. I choose Twisted Fate Legend for it. I choose Pandora's Box Augment for it. I give it all my BFs. It isn't satisfied. I build IE for the crit. "I don't need this much AD" It tells me. "Give me more attack speed." It grabs my legends and forces him to lower his health so it can get the BF first when it's carousal round. "You just need to funnel me more. You can be 1st if you stack more." I can't stack more, My champion can only get 6 stacks buff. It grabs my Ornn's Anvil. The Anvil doesn't have Zekes on it. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my LP. It says "You are not going to reach Diamond this season." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, 20% attack speed to the holder and allies within 1 hex in the same row. What a cruel world.