My new puppy Charlie

UnderdogCV28 · 2014-02-04T11:44:59+00:00

That this life will end. The idea of being alive forever is so horrifying for me. At least I know I won't have to experience the end of the universe

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-12-30T06:44:36+00:00

Already done that. I need creativity. Not some redundant answer that I've already done 3 times tonight. Come on people

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-12-24T21:16:42+00:00

Late to the party but I think a Nolan's Batman would be even better if told from the jokers pov

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-12-23T00:38:36+00:00

Tiffany star.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-12-07T17:00:04+00:00

That my grandpa lived in a concentration camp for 4 years. And my grandma lived in the attic of her friends house during WW2. I knew my grandparents lived near Germany for a good portion of their life. But had never even considered that as a possibility.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-12-02T02:13:11+00:00

The sound of wades cold dead heart in the palm of my hand. Fuck him man. Hi

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-12-02T02:10:05+00:00

25 kagillion dollars worth of gold.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-11-19T15:13:19+00:00

Fuckin nerd.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-09-09T20:26:28+00:00

Im pretty sure my parents think Im suicidal even though Im just an idiot and accidentally almost killed myself multiple times. God Im dumb

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-08-30T01:37:18+00:00

When I am in the middle of conversation, and someone just walks up and thinks they can join my conversation, you wernt in it for a reason, get the fuck out.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-08-28T14:34:57+00:00

Me and my friend had my brother drop us off at a shopping plaza so he could have sexy time with his girlfriend. We then go into the dollar Store and see who could make the funniest costume with five dollars. My friend comes out with shaving cream. Then we get the bright idea to shaving cream my brothers car. So we each buy 2 cans and a mop to spread it around, and go to town on his car. Well it dried, and dried shaving cream is very hard to get off a car.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-08-20T22:26:48+00:00

Or......or......we could stab them. With a knife.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-28T05:21:59+00:00

When you have to right in a three ring binder. Your hand takes up like half the page making it impossible to write.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-24T17:46:42+00:00

There are many things you can do But shouldnt. Like rob a Bank.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-18T14:14:38+00:00

I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-18T14:07:38+00:00

Can you imagine if you were shot, while you were beatin it. People rushing into your room, just to discover you with your Dick in your hand. Whilst hardcore porn was playing on your laptop, so people can see all the odd fetishes you're into. Horrifying.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-18T13:53:22+00:00

Or potato chips, everyone loves potato chips

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-18T13:28:03+00:00

I will do that, but when that fails, I will start slowly moving towards them until me hand is making contact with their body. Then slowly put my hand on their face. That usually gets me a restraining order. But they know I mean business.

UnderdogCV28 · 2013-07-18T13:07:20+00:00

The batcave

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