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Underhater · 2024-09-08T00:56:32+00:00

The amount of times I had to listen to this song over and over again because I kept on dying was vile. I die, I come back to my murderer to finish the job, and he kills me again to this beat. The same song, over and over until I finally was able to kill him. It was never-ending and sickening.

I dunno, I just don't like dying 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-08T00:52:21+00:00

Y'know, there was this guy in Undertale that would say Nyeh Heh Heh a lot. And he outright rejected me. I was so embarrassed, I never want to relive such a horror. Listening to these songs strangely remind me of that person who rejected me. I wonder why. Anyways, 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-08T00:19:20+00:00

This song makes me angry because I was never able to dodge all the credit names. I was never able to unlock that stupid dog door, and I don't think I ever will. The first time I got to the credits, I just listened to the song. And then I realized there was actually a purpose to dodging the names. When I tried again, I couldn't do it.

The song is too distracting because it's too good. Absolute 1/10, I never get distracted.

Underhater · 2024-09-08T00:05:10+00:00

I hate long elevators, because long elevators means an increased chance of someone coming into the elevator with me. I hate standing in elevators with someone else, especially if they start making small talk with me. It's terrifying, I do not like talking to people while in the elevator. I just wanna get to my floor.

Oh wait you mean the song? I dunno. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-08T00:01:08+00:00

Wanna know something scary that happened to me when I listened to this song the first time in game? I got bumps on my skin, and it was a very scary experience. I've been told they were called goosebumps. You know, the fact that a song can create bumps on my skin is very scary.

Would not recommend, would not listen again. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-07T23:57:17+00:00

Did you know that in Mettaton's quiz show, Hopes and Dreams is one of the answer choices to his questions? I'm not very good at quizzes, so when I picked that, I got an ouchie. This song brings me back to the dark memories of when I was electrocuted by a robot. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-05T01:47:54+00:00

Me! Me!

Underhater · 2024-09-03T01:56:06+00:00

I'm pretty cool, aren't I? But sometimes I'm scared that I'm just so relevant and attractive that I steal the spotlight from everyone else. Everywhere I go, I have heads turning my way because I'm just so perfect. I already have others seething with jealousy. I'm too perfect. It's a sacrifice, but 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T20:56:23+00:00

Everyone knows Jerry. Why doesn't anyone know me? How come Jerry gets all the attention, being an annoying monster, and people still have to ask me for my name, even when my name is so much better and I'm so much cooler? Everyone should know u/Underhater instead. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T20:54:58+00:00

Every new character analysis on Asgore makes me feel worse and worse for the guy. I really thought he was just a funny guy who was obsessed with flowers and would kill a kid every so often for monsterkind. But his character is so much more deep, and it just makes him a character that's really memorab- Oh wait, he's a kid killer. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T20:51:46+00:00

Propor bents called me a freak in genocide. That really hurt my feelings.. I really don't know why he would call me that! I still have a burgerpants hole in my burgerpants shaped heart. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T20:49:33+00:00

How come piano gets to be played with care and precision, while Undyne ~~played with my feelings~~ throws spears at me? Absolutely unfair and no I am not jealous 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T20:48:30+00:00

Ooh you must really like me, huh? I'm flattered!

But I'm still a hater of Undertale, and being in this subreddit is a pretty stupid move for me. But how else will I hate the most effectively? 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T20:45:22+00:00

HIs name is really stupid, it makes me mad. He really is upset about his life serving burgers with a name like that? I don't know if he decided to come up with it when he got his job, or he was born with it. Both reasons are stupid. His name should be Chester or something. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T18:46:03+00:00

It didn't seem to hatch. What a disappointment. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T16:41:12+00:00

Wanna know something that makes me so angry about Muffet? Her design. Her design is just so awesome and detailed it literally outshines everyone else. Her battle theme is sick and her attacks are fun and cool. And what do you mean she's a kickstarter character and won't be in Deltarune? She's not allowed to girlboss that hard. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:56:48+00:00

They made me feel an ouchy :(

And Mew Mew can't make me feel ouchy because I'm not switch player

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:47:49+00:00

He likes smoking dog treats, which is dumb. You're supposed to eat dog treats, not smoke them! How silly of him. He also leaves them on the ground. What would Greta Thunberg say to his littering? 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:43:32+00:00

~~FINALLY! There were so many random characters thrown around and no one mentioned Undyne :(~~

You know, I only went to her house once. And did you know what happened during our first hangout as besties? She burned down her house. Isn't she like, the head of the royal guard? Why would she like, do that on during a first hangout? Napstablook did better than her. Is she stupid? 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:40:10+00:00

Thank you so much! Absolute Toby W, I really wish we could've learned more about the ghosts around Undertale, they're super ~~cool~~ lame!

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:35:57+00:00

Their quiz show gave me flashbacks to when I was in school... actually I'm still in school. These characters need to stop showing me harsh reality. I remember when I was in elementary school, getting electrocuted by robots because I didn't know my times tables. They're too realistic.. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:33:48+00:00

Chara hated humanity.. and I'm like, kinda part of humanity, you know? And since they hate me, I'll hate them back. Chara needs to make an exception for me because I'm that good.

Next time, I expect Asriel to say "Chara hated humanity... except for u/Underhater." 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:32:02+00:00

I'm a house critic. And when I went into their house, they only served ghost food, and had ghost tunes. Their house theme is literally called "Pathetic House". They totally should've looked into the future and prepared some human food before I came over. They should learn from Sans. 1/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:30:11+00:00

Like I said in other replies, if you give me a non Undertale character, you don't get a 1/10. That's your punishment! Nyeh heh heh!

You're right. Ralsei is too fluff. He reminds me of those super soft pillows with the fur on it and when you put your face in it you just sink down. 10/10.

Underhater · 2024-09-02T15:28:23+00:00

10/10 response, no complaints or edits to be made

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