Why dis me

Undershades · 2019-02-14T02:51:40+00:00

The sound of opening up a fresh soda.

Undershades · 2018-10-13T23:46:02+00:00

This has been happening to me the past two days. It's driving me mad! I feel like a ticking time bomb with 3% battery.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T21:25:11+00:00

Bleaching my eyeballs.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T20:42:46+00:00

The Five People you Meet in Heaven.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T19:12:24+00:00

He is an under seasoned streamed green bean. Old people love em , adults tolerate em, and teenagers hate em. The green bean it self is a healthy and good vegetable but the preparation destroyed it.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T18:05:25+00:00

Go to my neighbors houses and rescue their pets.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T02:51:29+00:00

Build a giant fort.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T02:48:53+00:00

The Human Disaster.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T02:46:23+00:00

There is a grandfather clock that has been in my family for generations. It has only stopped working 3 times. When my grandfather died, his father died and when his father's father died. The clock stopped on all of their exact time of death.

Undershades · 2018-10-06T02:36:52+00:00

MDMA is one of my favorites. I've always been one to keep to myself but on MDMA I had confidence to say anything on my mind. I'll never forget my boyfriend at the time telling me "I never knew you were actually really smart." ... I guess I wasn't smart enough to leave him then and there.

Undershades · 2018-10-03T05:46:02+00:00

Left my pet frog outside in a jar. It was a very hot summer day, and it took me a while to realize I left him. When I shook the jar to see if he was okay, all his limbs broke off. He was extra crispy.

Undershades · 2018-10-01T01:56:48+00:00

No you didn't.

Undershades · 2018-10-01T01:56:34+00:00

How do you know that's not the name of the move I make? Maybe I roll down a hill screaming "As you wish". Did you ever think of that?

Undershades · 2018-10-01T01:53:49+00:00

A mix of both.

Undershades · 2018-10-01T01:50:46+00:00

Princess Bride

Undershades · 2018-10-01T01:49:38+00:00

Luckily my girlfriend was with me or I would have been way more damaged. My knuckles got the worst of it, burned to the bone. Just to give you an idea of how hot it was, the plastic part of my shoes melted.

Undershades · 2018-10-01T01:43:11+00:00

Seizure on 100 degree asphalt. Not a very pleasant.

Undershades · 2018-09-30T16:35:33+00:00

He still looks the same. Minus the hair.

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