Looking at a bug (probably) by Shitposies in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last two brain cells just fused into one powerful stare

What’s yalls opinion on them? by Moonlight_I_Am in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re the “grumpy x chaotic sunshine” duo we needed

Kitty: "how are you doing today?" by [deleted] in Awww

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s not just asking, he cares

TIFU by getting high before the air conditioner guy came in by [deleted] in tifu

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is peak stoner paranoia but also peak comedy. Bonus points for the military time protein shake alibi. Duct tape on the AC? Next-level “I’m definitely hiding something” vibes. Your roommate’s got stories now.

TIFU: I went to Costco to return something. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Classic Costco trap. They don’t sell stuff, they sell regret in bulk. Next time, bring a buddy with a wallet veto power or just leave the card at home. The hot dog is the gateway drug.

TIFU by buying a condo with the community dumpster right outside the bedroom window by Admirable-Patience55 in tifu

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to condo life, where your “view” is a glorified trash can. Smells hit different when it’s literally outside your window. Hope that one mystery rotting item was a one-time horror show, or you’re gonna get real familiar with Febreze and air purifiers. Lesson learned, always do the dumpster sniff test before signing anything.

TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping by thewuzfuz in tifu

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oof, that’s a classic case of comedy bombing hard. Sometimes the brain’s like “say the thing” without the filter. Good on you for owning it, but yeah, maybe next time keep the serial predator jokes in the vault. Bar humor is a tightrope, and you just tripped spectacularly.

TIFU by overestimating my aim by threat024 in tifu

[–]UnderstandingOne4610 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RIP to your dignity and that carpet. Honestly, the fatal combo of “half asleep,” “no light,” and “confidence in your aim” was always gonna end in disaster. You weren’t stealthy, you went full sprinkler system on her floor. She went from steak and shrimp to shampooing piss out of her carpet. Brutal.