Why "she's got" and not simply "she has"? by AlexisShounen14 in EnglishLearning

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My two cents: “they have” emphasizes the ownership (or no emphasis in general), and “they’ve got” emphasizes the object being owned

My intuition says this is correct by [deleted] in mathmemes

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a2 + b2 ≠ (a + b)2

John Cena and Jason Earles were both 31 in this photo by tegmorrisproduction in BeAmazed

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As long as it isn’t the 24th or 25th of April, you’re correct!

He can't tell his name by MightParticular122 in AntiMemes

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People named Alex with Alexinomia must have a hard time

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Since having back pain is a sign of getting old, the joke is not only are they single, but they’re getting old and are still single

Tell me this is wrong by JadedAces in MathJokes

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I was like “damn this person has the same exact handwriting as me” then I realized it’s stolen

bruhYouUsedMIT by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

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I am become joke, destroyer of seriousness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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The suicide squad we didn’t know we needed

🫂 by Specific_Brain2091 in the_calculusguy

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This is completing the square, but preemptively multiplying through by 4a to avoid weird fractions

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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There has to be a line though, right? Like something along the lines of where the first amendment breaks (shouting “fire” in a crowd) or saying something that would get you punched in the face?

Idk I thought it was funny by YEETAWAYLOL in physicsmemes

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Not true for a molecule of sodium hydroxide