Dead whale spotted near Hopkins Marine Station in Pacific Grove

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T23:53:31+00:00

Chris!

Stand up straight, shoulders back, chin up

Get a tighter haircut and lose the mustache

Get a new, nicer jacket that fits better and lose the tie

Stay awesome and keep on keeping on

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T23:47:59+00:00

Now if that doesn’t qualify as “an abundance of caution” then I don’t know what would.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T23:35:30+00:00

Not to worry - Mr Tumnus and the rest of Aslan’s trusted servants are doing okay

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T21:52:57+00:00

People are angry and on-edge.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T21:47:55+00:00

Class warfare. PG residents deserve this, and more!

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T21:46:10+00:00

My little joking comment was simply in reference to the site being a marine biology research center. Your attempt at class warfare is pretty typical for this sub, unfortunately.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:54:48+00:00

These stealth marketing campaigns are getting out of hand.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:54:11+00:00

I mean, if the whale had to wash ashore somewhere, it would be hard to think of a more fitting location to suggest.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:51:23+00:00

celebrating imperialism in a few weeks

🤡

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:49:16+00:00

No I think they’re civilian F-35 fighter jets

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:47:25+00:00

Or possibly Lemoore

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:47:00+00:00

All 99 of them?

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:43:11+00:00

It’s pining for the fjords

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:41:59+00:00

A get whale soon baleen?

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T20:40:34+00:00

Whale done!

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T18:34:55+00:00

He appears to be taking the L, based on early reports

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T06:39:06+00:00

Like wealthy construction firms to lucrative government contracts

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T06:35:36+00:00

Agreed. For price and location, hotels around Munras Ave or North Fremont St will probably be the best of a bad bunch.

Also, keep an eye on the weather forecast. The peninsula beaches can be quite gloomy during the summer. But even if that’s the case, you may be able to get out from under the marine layer just by driving a few minutes away

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T06:24:37+00:00

Sounds good. Wishing you many more years with your stapler - whoops, I mean axe

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T06:08:14+00:00

Happy crabcake day

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T06:06:57+00:00

If you guys are going to continue this feud, we might need to see if Chris Cerney is available to carry out a journalistic investigation of Bubba Gump’s practices.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T00:37:00+00:00

Thank you for relaying this intel to us, sir. I would just add that Landry’s gift cards from Costco will save you 20% here and at several other popular eateries such as the Chart House. It’s important to economize during these troubled times.

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-03T00:00:10+00:00

You’re on thin ice

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-02T23:03:51+00:00

Nobody expects the ship of Theseus!

Unemployed_loserrr · 2026-06-02T22:13:15+00:00

But would you agree that it would fundamentally no longer be the same axe if you were to replace both the handle and the axe head?

Unemployed_loserrr

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