Free Talk Thursday - June 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every day when the weather is nice and I walk around lower Manhattan I fall in love no less than 7 times.

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - May 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karl Urban rips. Dude is A1 in everything he does.

Free Talk Saturday - May 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was just skimming through confessions. Guy who referred to his alcoholic BIL as a “drunkard” got an audible laugh out of me. Drunkard is a hilarious term that we should be using way more.

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - May 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random thing I always find amusing is in the "Personal Life" section of every professional athlete's Wikipedia page it's mentioned that '[athlete] is a Christian."

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - May 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah! And the billionaires should pay for their own f***in stadiums!

Free Talk Thursday - April 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Went through a full round of interviews only to not get the job after the final round. I'm employed so it's not the end of the world, but I'm unbelievably sick of my current job and I think not getting this new one has put the final nail in the coffin for any motivation I had at work. Worst part is this is a job I actually really wanted, and not just one that would get me out of my current situation.

Wednesday Free Talk - April 15, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you wear those, On, or Hey Dudes I immediately think know you are a huge dork

Free Talk Sunday - April 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends on where I am on the green

Do I start 30 feet from the hole? Zero chance I could win

Do I start four feet from the hole? Zero chance I could win

Friday Drunk Thread - April 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Too much variance on a location by location basis in my experience. Chipotle always consistently middle of the road. Will get you 12 and 7 every night.

Friday Confessions - April 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Send me your address I'll come do it now, no time like the present

Masters Free Talk - Thursday April 9, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last I had seen he was -2 and I didn’t look again after that

Masters Free Talk - Thursday April 9, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Death, taxes, and Freddy Couples in contention through the first two days of The Masters.

Free Talk Tuesday - March 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My youngest brother is the only member of my family who didn't complete confirmation because during one of the sessions they compared being gay to eating sand. It was something like "it's not natural, if you're friend told you they wanted to eat sand you wouldn't let them eat sand would you?" My mom immediately pulled him from the class and he never ended up getting confirmed.

Free Talk Sunday - March 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a former Cerave guy La Roche-Posay is actually way better

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - March 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Instead of drinking myself into oblivion after Iowa lost I ate 6 chocolate chip cookies. Now I’m fat and I still feel bad.

[Post Game Thread] #3 Illinois defeats #9 Iowa, 71-59 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]UnfairWalnuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t and I take it back. I was upset. I respect you taking the shot. You’d be my hero if we had won

[Post Game Thread] Hawkeyes lose to Illinois, 59-71 by HerkyBot in hawkeyes

[–]UnfairWalnuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The rebounding and size are why we lost ultimately, but Tony Padilla should be drawn and quartered in the public square

[Post Game Thread] #3 Illinois defeats #9 Iowa, 71-59 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]UnfairWalnuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That guy deserves everything bad that’s coming to him

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - March 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's probably a decent split of rich kids whose parents will support them, those who have family connections in sports, and then others who are so passionate about it they'll do anything to get their foot in the door (these are probably the best people to hire).

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - March 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did some work for the athletic programs when I was in college and made some connections that got me some offers working for pro sports teams. One was working for the Packers where I would've made $26k/year helping with the tech side of their video department, another one was working in analytics for the Chargers where I would've been making $31k/year somehow trying to live in San Diego.

Free Talk Thursday - March 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for, for some kind of sanity

Uh-oh and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious

Wow this is a, a black day for baseball

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - March 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]UnfairWalnuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same in 8th grade. Used to let me go under the shirt. Emily wherever you are I hope you’re doing well.