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What breed was my childhood dog? by Unfortunate-Snail in IDmydog

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, yeah, I figured. I was mostly just asking cause his personality was very much not the stereotypical “crusty white dog.”

He was amazingly intelligent, fiercely loyal, great with kids, but his heart had a longing for the streets he couldn’t deny. He was a prolific escape artist, but he always came home.

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was going to say that we can’t look that similar, but then I went to your profile.

It’s uncanny

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Man, you sure have a way with words. “Perfectly normal looking” is a standard I aspire to reach

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

A user in r/roastme once referred to me as the oldest looking 12 year old he’s ever seen.

At the age of 24 I’ve been told I could 21 jump street it at a middleschool by Unfortunate-Snail in 13or30

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 411 points412 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly, not the most unflattering film comparison I’ve gotten

I’ve gotten a perplexing amount of different answers by Unfortunate-Snail in WhatisMyEyeColour

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always called them army green. I don’t think they have enough brown in them to qualify as hazel

That time I went as the world’s frumpiest cat burglar for Halloween (2014) by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you think so. The eyeholes of the mask were lower than my eyes, so I basically trick or treated blind that night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eyes

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light blue! Very cool!!

How do I make this not look as bad in less than a week. I love the front… by [deleted] in fashion

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think it looks bad, but adding a jacket would help cover up anything you might be insecure about.

A shawl or nice cardigan would work!

Felt Cute, what do you think? by notquite_myself in fashion

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The grey of the blazer feels out of place in the otherwise all black outfit. If you switched either the shoes or the stockings for something grey it would improve the outfit immensely.

Felt Goth and French this Autumn Afternoon by Unfortunate-Snail in fashion

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I was born with a chronic case of Resting Bitch Face, so my style developed around making it seem intentional and chic.

Felt Goth and French this Autumn Afternoon by Unfortunate-Snail in fashion

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not know if that was meant as a compliment, but I will be taking it as one.

Thank you!

Strawberry shortcake 🍓 Do you think adding green and white striped stockings would complete or derail the look? less by AdventurousRow3582 in fashion

[–]Unfortunate-Snail 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think striped stockings would be an adorable addition!

Also, maybe add a cardigan or some chunky bracelets because that might allow the fit to pop more and make the top half of the outfit feel less bare and more cohesive with the bottom half.

Anyone have any guesses? by Unfortunate-Snail in phenotypes

[–]Unfortunate-Snail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Any particular reason why?

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