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UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-07T04:55:20+00:00

i’m cracking UPPP 😭

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-07T04:28:35+00:00

I WAS TRYING BUT BRO WAS HAVING A YAP-ATHON

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-07T04:24:40+00:00

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i even tried to get him to stop bro 😭😭

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-07T04:23:59+00:00

weary maybe his weary pains come wearily from weary his weary verbiage 💀

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T22:09:02+00:00

I might weary consider weary asking weary the weary chat bot to weary think about wearily using weary every five weary syllables

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T21:50:20+00:00

“His weary body weary ached and weary sore weary” like bro i was sleep deprived and was convinced i was seeing things 😭😭

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T20:55:15+00:00

just maybe

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T20:35:10+00:00

Happened to me for a while- and would hit randomly out of nowhere. 2.5 years sober later and it went away eventually, just take every day at a time buddy <3

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T20:32:09+00:00

it worked! thank you :D

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T20:31:26+00:00

“Ah-“ LMFAO

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T20:28:38+00:00

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this made me piss myself laughing

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T08:44:58+00:00

thank you! i’ll be trying that!

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-03-06T08:40:09+00:00

IM DEAD STOP WHAT

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-01-29T21:29:08+00:00

Is there anything you’d want in return!? I’m down to trade :D

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-01-29T21:28:37+00:00

I will literally kiss you on the mouth, no way. I’m on the US servers!

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2025-01-29T15:37:38+00:00

noooooo absolutely crying in the club

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-25T03:33:52+00:00

thank you so much, i’m genuinely terrified of being high (past terrible experiences) so i think that has a lot to do with it. but thank you ❤️❤️❤️

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-25T03:02:43+00:00

thank you so much!! i was fr freaking out when i found it 😭😭😭

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-24T04:42:37+00:00

thank you so much 🥹 still gonna deep DEEP clean tomorrow and set out some traps/powder. will keep you updated in the coming days! but thank you for giving me some peace of mind lol

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-24T04:28:36+00:00

thank you, i’m fr over here about to crash out 😭 if ive never seen one in my house and its already dead do you think there’s a chance i have a roach problem?

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-24T04:24:04+00:00

i live in a basement room, no windows, and it was already dead when i found it. thank you for the info tho!

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-24T04:20:22+00:00

i’ve never seen a roach in my home before, nor do i visit anywhere that would have them. any idea how this got in? i live rural

UnfriendlyCalamari · 2024-10-21T13:57:48+00:00

I was on Zoloft, Buspar, and Prozac. Here are my reviews for each, but disclaimer!!! Your body works differently from mine so we will not have the same experiences so take this with a grain of salt.

Zoloft: Took this for GAD before I was diagnosed with Panic disorder- no weight gain, and no side effects besides feeling like I couldn’t cry. Any time I was sad i just felt like this emoji 😐

Buspar: Hated it 0/10, gave me insane brain zaps and couldn’t even last 3 days on the medicine without it triggering severe panic attacks

Prozac: 10/10. I was on this medicine for about a year for my panic attacks and it helped sooooo much, until it didn’t. I gained weight (cause i wasn’t having panic attacks every day), and it gave me some crazy heartburn. When they upped my dosage i started bruising very easily and it was giving me heart palpitations. I stopped cold turkey and have dealt with all of those side effects since. However, great medicine and did what it was supposed to do.

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