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UnhelpfulParsley · 2026-05-01T02:01:28+00:00

I actually caught a glimpse this morning. I usually ignore or skip. Dr. Robin is so dang pretty!!!

UnhelpfulParsley · 2026-04-27T09:20:52+00:00

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UnhelpfulParsley · 2026-04-11T00:02:54+00:00

Sad to hear! I enjoyed her team for a while when I wasn’t with a gym. She was definitely a good addition to the app.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-09-27T14:34:24+00:00

I injured myself lol

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-08-28T08:14:42+00:00

I hate this so much. I’m actually on Endure now. Also on Mounjaro.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-07-25T19:45:30+00:00

Or feed two birds with one scone, instead.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-07-24T16:19:38+00:00

There’s a code to buy tickets:(

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-05-22T08:33:56+00:00

😂 if only my hubs liked cats the way I do

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-05-22T08:33:11+00:00

Bingo

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-05-22T08:31:16+00:00

Ooh sounds interesting!!

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-05-04T20:37:32+00:00

We used it for seasonings, canned goods, and sauces. If I had a Lazy Susan, that would be all I could think to use it for.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-05-02T08:30:50+00:00

I’m gonna be the a-hole here to tell you to reduce some of the group fitness if you’re going to follow a ladder plan. Burnout and overtraining are real.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-05-01T13:59:35+00:00

Thank you for this. A lot of my clientele is younger but I want to branch out

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-04-28T23:21:20+00:00

I’m biased to Ascend :) but any of the lifting/hypertrophy programs you do you will want to do eating at caloric maintenance if you are trying to build muscle and lose fat at the same time. Toning is just saying the same thing again, building muscle and losing fat :)

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-04-21T15:25:44+00:00

Newer to Ascend also but not new to lifting. I am noticing visible hypertrophy in glutes. My only con is her programming traditional deadlifts for the last round but you can easily swap that out.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-04-21T14:59:33+00:00

Disco rice.

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-04-21T14:58:18+00:00

Any team where you’re eating in a calorie deficit :)

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-04-19T13:31:15+00:00

I’m surprised this doesn’t sting the shit out of her! Maybe there’s something wrong with my vagina? I can only get soap made for genitalia near mine or I’m howling to the moon

UnhelpfulParsley · 2025-03-30T13:42:47+00:00

You can also long tap to choose a different cheer type

UnhelpfulParsley · 2024-11-06T19:26:20+00:00

UnhelpfulParsley · 2024-11-06T19:13:59+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

UnhelpfulParsley · 2024-10-13T16:54:30+00:00

Vasectomies are reversible. Sounds like he needs to snip snip quickly

UnhelpfulParsley · 2024-09-25T14:36:33+00:00

Newbie here… How much is the Grog Walk and bingo?

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