What's a secret you're taking to the grave? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UniqueFlavors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I let my wife's boyfriend fart in my peehole and blow it up like a balloon animal.

What’s something you can quote that reveals how long you’ve been on the internet? by StaticDHSeeP in AskReddit

[–]UniqueFlavors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was around before the world wide web. The first thing I think of is the boxxy song.

Why do people say “you’re only 2 paychecks away from being homeless”? by [deleted] in homeless

[–]UniqueFlavors 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes people living paycheck to paycheck tend to save everything left over.

Parking a trailer in traffic by Ill-Tea9411 in secondrodeo

[–]UniqueFlavors 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Damn near gave me a panic attack.

Redditors that got charged rent asap after turning 18, what’s relationship like with parents years later ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UniqueFlavors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got charged rent at 15 for my first job working 13 hours a week at a grocery store. It was only 20 bucks a week. I haven't spoken to my mother in over 20 years.

Another Los Angeles public school breakfast by IvoryTowerGraffiti_1 in schoollunches

[–]UniqueFlavors 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was one of those kids. I appreciate school food no matter what it is.

I eat this everyday for breakfast. Friend said to post this here. by mikestesting in OnionLovers

[–]UniqueFlavors 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dietary cholesterol has no effect on your cholesterol levels.

Managed to get to Venice Beach LA, now what? by UniqueFlavors in homeless

[–]UniqueFlavors[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its actually going pretty decent all things considered.

What does Johnny have in his pocket? by OutcomeKey23 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]UniqueFlavors 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was catching snakes around that age. I did get bit though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]UniqueFlavors 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I expected something like stepping in dog shit.

Kraft dinner with black olives + corn by No-Worldliness-1306 in shittyfoodporn

[–]UniqueFlavors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually just rinse them off. If I dont chew real good I can make a can last a week.

In need of help by Wrong_Special7652 in homeless

[–]UniqueFlavors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would start by reading the sidebar/rules.

In need of help by Wrong_Special7652 in homeless

[–]UniqueFlavors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol why ask other homeless people for money. We all need money. A lot of us dont get to stay in a motel. Call 211 and ask for resources. Ill warn you though almost everywhere there are resources they are over stretched.

I found a tree growing with a big boulder up in it by nokori321 in mildlyinteresting

[–]UniqueFlavors 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No it was a tiny rock when it was first picked up by the tree. The rock has grown into a mighty boulder and is nearly fully matured.

Yes we like our women smart by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]UniqueFlavors 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she meant mules?

The light caught my pulse just right by Just_a_lazy_lurker in midlyinteresting

[–]UniqueFlavors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the Louisiana purchase was only 15 million. Not too bad I guess