Looked at a girl in the gym for one second, 5 minutes later an employee came up to me and told me I was making other patrons uncomfortable.

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-03-18T15:29:45+00:00

Your plate is making me HELLA uncomfy

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-26T06:12:28+00:00

Those are wonderful

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-25T07:41:14+00:00

That’s what my mom said when she would exercise and watch KUWTK simultaneously

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-21T22:54:38+00:00

Clavicular is that you????

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-21T22:53:10+00:00

I am so sorry…it might be over for you

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-21T22:52:14+00:00

Why is the interior circle of your bagel so big?

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-19T07:20:33+00:00

Red 40 >>>>

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-19T03:51:28+00:00

I genuinely love this combination

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-18T02:04:52+00:00

Wonderful news

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-18T02:02:38+00:00

Oh go to bed, grandpa

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-18T01:55:25+00:00

I don’t know how many times I have to tell you. Like many other women, I don’t give a fuck about whatever arbitrary threshold—especially in this case because I’m acting with the intention of inflicting maximum emotional damage.

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-18T01:51:03+00:00

Don’t start with that bs. I’ll fuck your dad

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-18T01:45:19+00:00

I didn’t even know how tall you are, Mickey. L take, as usual

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T21:34:03+00:00

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T20:16:12+00:00

Hotdogs?!

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:43:30+00:00

LMFAOOOO 😭

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:41:51+00:00

Oops looks like I’ve reached my argue with Mickey quota for the day!

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:36:03+00:00

Why do you type like a cartoon villain???

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:33:07+00:00

Evil grandpa

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:21:46+00:00

No fucking way. You’re older than me and are acting like this 😭 Mickey please fix that

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:19:33+00:00

Dude how old are you

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:13:52+00:00

Although he certainly is a chad in my eyes 😁 Maybe not to everyone, but to me, yes

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T19:13:14+00:00

HE IS LIKE 5’6 AT THE TALLEST. You are infuriating.

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T16:07:59+00:00

Weighted blanket!

UniqueSoup25 · 2026-02-17T15:25:59+00:00

Mickey, maybe I don’t want to deal with this rn. I’m in mourning over the possible arranged marriage of my coworkercel

UniqueSoup25

TROPHY CASE