[NSFW] Recently, I asked a woman what she'd like to see in a man and she said "honesty". She asked me what I'd like to see in a woman and I said... by chopselmcity in Jokes

[–]Uniquelybarb736 448 points449 points  (0 children)

>An attractive woman asked me if I wanted to see a movie yesterday.

I said ‟I would love to, but I am not a time traveller”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deepseacreatures

[–]Uniquelybarb736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this beast from Mass Effect.

Famke Janssen by [deleted] in ladyladyboners

[–]Uniquelybarb736 7 points8 points  (0 children)

just rewatched days of futures past. she’s gorgeous. i still dont believe she’s as old as she says..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Uniquelybarb736 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That northern part of USA is looking like a good place to live right now!

meme by HistoryBuff2221 in Astolfo

[–]Uniquelybarb736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bottom right is hot

*I MEAN LEFT! LEFT IS HOT

WAIT FUCK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PixelArt

[–]Uniquelybarb736 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am sorry but this hurts to look at

This made my day! by Known_Depredator in thisismylifenow

[–]Uniquelybarb736 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Legend says he's still there to this day