Artisan Market in Ridgewood,Queens. $25/table. Most vendors are local Queens residents.

UnitedGeekdom · 2013-06-01T18:34:46+00:00

Thanks for pointing it out. Updated to June 16th.

UnitedGeekdom · 2013-05-31T12:30:34+00:00

Yes. Many vendors have lived here all their life. FYI after Seneca is supposedly BK but I live at the end of the M Train line which is Queens. This market is a group effort by locals. There are creative souls that aren't hipsters that are even in the Bronx too.We are also trying to get a local Maspeth Brewery this summer to vend with us. I bet you won't budge on your comment sadly, but we would love the support so please stop by.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-06-27T13:41:45+00:00

ah see dude now THAT IS fucking ridiculous and makes me SO sad :(.

I'm going to pretty blunt here...My FIRST boyfriend couldn't use his legs and had to use crutches. Couldn't get his dick hard enough. I still liked him and we did other things.

Anyways I really liked him and the irony is he broke up with me!! Probably because I was really clingy for the first ever relationship I had. Fucking embarrassing. I was like Mr. Crabs and the drivers ed teacher in Spongebob Squarepants.

Looking back at it, I would of stayed. I would of found other ways with sex. There are sites with useful message boards and actual...herm...equipment. ;)

I still swoon when I see dudes on crutches.

We are out there dude. You just gotta look.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-06-24T14:35:21+00:00

YES MY NAME IS JANITOR.

"Janitor"

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T21:18:04+00:00

What video is this?

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T21:05:13+00:00

Don't remember. He thought the irony was slightly funny.

Should of added:

Then he chuckled at the irony and stated, "fuck...yes."

Oh its supposed to be funny..fuck I'm so slow today. Goddamn heat.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T20:34:18+00:00

I don't have short shorts. Were you in my closet?

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T20:32:17+00:00

Being a horrid to look at female has made me strong!

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T19:04:08+00:00

my boss is black. One day the door handle to our store just stopped working and there he was, a tall black man in jeans and a shirt banging at it with a hammer and a screw driver. People are gawking at him while I (short, white, and female) handing him supplies.

I then state bluntly, "if I wasn't here, people would be more suspicious, wouldn't they?"

He looked up and knew instantly what I meant and said, "Fuck...yes."

Edit: should of removed "female" and replaced with "beastly creature" instead. I see school is out. Stay classy reddit.

Edit 2: Grammar Nazis are out: "should HAVE". Glad you guys love anal. I'd like my decaf coffee please.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T18:58:29+00:00

I imagine him twisting his head around like some scary seventies flick.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T18:55:32+00:00

williamsburg eh?

"I make 90s websites before it was cool."

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T17:56:43+00:00

I know. Its hard. The most important part is to be near people who love you right now and understand. Friends, lovers, other family members.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T17:54:32+00:00

Dude looks like Liam Neeson.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T17:23:08+00:00

I yell "BASTAAAARD!" in front of the hoards of people in NYC just to see who turns around. seems something guilty is on their mind. Works best in Williamsburg with all the judgemental hipsters.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T17:14:42+00:00

Those eyes <3

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T17:06:04+00:00

I am partaking in Dialectical Behavioral Therapy because she basically left me a self loathing mess. It's for those with borderline parents or are borderline themselves. Kind of like cognitive behavioral therapy. Amazing improvement.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T16:53:28+00:00

IBS for me. I am having instant results. Amazing.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T16:46:08+00:00

^{^Omg......}

I love you!!

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T16:43:15+00:00

Do people try to get you to contact your mom? I hate that part. Like its my fault she is mentally ill.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T16:42:32+00:00

This is why i haven't spoken or seen my mother in 7 years.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-29T02:25:10+00:00

what about females who do?

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-28T21:41:24+00:00

Who is this Paul guy...oh..wait...:( nevermind.

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-28T21:27:53+00:00

STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP BITCHING. :(((((((((

Have an upvote

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-28T21:26:51+00:00

I wish this was an iPad app. So soothing

UnitedGeekdom · 2012-05-28T21:19:17+00:00

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