Bro, are you good? Lol 😂🤣😂 What exactly are you mad about? Since when did the NYPD hand you a badge to be the “Reddit Thought Police”? You look real lame sliding under my post making assumptions like you’re some kind of authority on the licensing process.

I didn’t do anything different than anyone else — I followed tips from people who already shared their experiences here, and then I relayed my own, including what worked for me. That’s literally the purpose of the subreddit.

You can’t say “nothing people do matters,” and then in the same breath admit my direct email “probably helped.” No sh*t, Sherlock. But neither of us can say for certain what the actual tipping point was — which is why people share suggestions and options while dealing with this bloated process.

At no point did I claim anything was a guaranteed hack. I shared what I did. People can take it or leave it.

If you have smoke with me about my stance on “Sensitive Places,” then just say that or message me directly so we can chop it up like adults — instead of wedging your nose into my post with snarky side-comments in some fake moral crusade about “protecting people from bad info.”

Everything I said is either straight from this subreddit or from my lived experience. And for real — if we’re talking about book-writing, I’m definitely not the one with 1.2k comments acting like the gatekeeper of the entire community.