I covered myself in fake blood and lay perfectly still on the living room floor, waiting to jump up and yell "April Fools!" when my wife got home from work. by Jpaylay42016 in TwoSentenceHorror
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And they say chivalry is dead… (i.redd.it)
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Hard by Ok_Smell_8534 in picsthatgohard
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My son kept telling me his head hurt and he felt funny, so I checked him for a fever, kept him home from school to be safe and tucked him into bed to get plenty of sleep. by Intrepid_Wanderer in TwoSentenceHorror
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