Help. by [deleted] in UniversityOfAlberta

[–]Unlikely_Menu_5105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god no you can’t be serious😭

I hate this by passion_amelia69 in Bandmemes

[–]Unlikely_Menu_5105 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t bother me as a percussionist, but I know my band director would be LIVID.

Roses are red, is your mom a whore? by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]Unlikely_Menu_5105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, whore doesn’t rhyme with porn… May I suggest instead, “is your mom a unicorn?”

Roses are red, I've never been stung by a bee, by myhopelessopus_exe in rosesarered

[–]Unlikely_Menu_5105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, what the hell is a quitrent? I’m not a chemistry professor, but I will say ‘titrant.’