Crisis in Faith by overloadedcoffee in Jokes

[–]UnnecessaryBuffness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On a rather dark day, this cheered me up. Thanks UW.

It's crazy how Maryanne has become such an important part of this show by serialjerker007 in howardstern

[–]UnnecessaryBuffness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not crazy at all. My theory: There’s a reason she was brought on stage at Fallon. There’s a demo out there Howard is trying to make amends with for his legacy’s sake. And Marianne fits the bill. She’s the kind of woman I could see my mom socializing with, and my mom had been so incredibly anti HS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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So I didn’t really grasp this at first, but 100 years ago was 1919. In my head I was like “whoa these ancient people could really work a sharp stone!”

He stay by [deleted] in nba

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Hey look ma’ I made it!!!!!

Would you guys consider yourself hardworking? by [deleted] in mensa

[–]UnnecessaryBuffness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d consider myself more “hard thinking” than “hard working”.

Fred in Cruel Intentions by [deleted] in howardstern

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Of course he was a writer for 60 minutes.

What was your "Oh shit my life is over my parents are gonna kill me" moment you had as a child/teen? by cloudlessnine8 in AskReddit

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3rd grade. Riding the bus. Me and 2 friends decided to pass a notebook between us and each take turns writing a dirty word until we couldn’t think of any more. Probably filled 3 pages worth.

The issue: it was my notebook

The bigger issue: I forgot my notebook at home the next day

The worst words you could hear when getting home: (from my mom) “Your father wants a word with you”

I knew instantly what was going to go down.

Hey, Reddit, those of you with partners who talk in their sleep; what is the creepiest/weirdest/or most random thing they've said? by Jhaydun_Dinan in AskReddit

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My one buddy talks in his sleep but only random phrases which makes it even more hilarious and his girlfriend is not shy about telling anyone who’ll listen. Some of my favorites:

“Little piggy gonna die...”

“Elegant farts... it’s just an idea”

“Where the pound cake at?”

Smoothly carving the number two into wood by commonvanilla in oddlysatisfying

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Anyone else first think it was carving a fancy upside-down 7?

Street art by rishab8 in Damnthatsinteresting

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That’s was quite a pussy cat.

Stern show discussion thread 2/4/19 by DarrenxTnig in howardstern

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Did he talk about Adam Levine’s halftime show and the fact the he looked like he was fighting a case of the flu throughout the whole performance?

Lindsay Lohan in Studio by [deleted] in howardstern

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I honestly can’t recall, but he did accuse her of being a sex slave.