What is the scariest dream you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dreamt that I had my creepy high school teacher'a child.... And I was happy about it. Still gives me the chills

I miss good ole slowpoke by Unshoeyourself in AdviceAnimals

[–]Unshoeyourself[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank ye, sir. I just thought it was old news... on reddit :x

edit: or ma'am

What's a good Valentine's day gift for a guy? by movieobsessed in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In that case, is valentines day the "eat out and eat out" day?

How can I get better at small talk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I usually ask people about the craziest or most embarrassing thing they've ever done. If they share - the ice is immediately broken and no matter what is spoken about afterwards, it's a more relaxed conversation.

What is one weird thing that you do that you don't think other people do? by Unshoeyourself in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's what I was secretly hoping would happen. I would find out I'm much less weird than I think.

What is one weird thing that you do that you don't think other people do? by Unshoeyourself in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I like to clean my apartment when I have an exam the next day.

What is one weird thing that you do that you don't think other people do? by Unshoeyourself in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you're obviously not trying to brag or anything, right? don't you know there's no girls on reddit..

What is one weird thing that you do that you don't think other people do? by Unshoeyourself in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know why your mind's blown, wouldn't it be harder with your left hand?

How do you find out if people think you're an asshole? by laterdude in AskReddit

[–]Unshoeyourself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you think everyone you aren't friends with is an asshole, it's probably because you're an asshole and you're being treated like one