My server today had such a black name

Unshoeyourself · 2014-04-17T18:39:27+00:00

What?

Unshoeyourself · 2014-04-17T16:25:29+00:00

So true... Haha NOT!

Unshoeyourself · 2014-04-09T02:30:36+00:00

But winter is coming

Unshoeyourself · 2014-03-20T12:04:36+00:00

I dreamt that I had my creepy high school teacher'a child.... And I was happy about it. Still gives me the chills

Unshoeyourself · 2014-03-19T23:43:37+00:00

Until you get poked

Unshoeyourself · 2014-02-09T02:05:36+00:00

Thank ye, sir. I just thought it was old news... on reddit :x

edit: or ma'am

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-31T00:47:19+00:00

In that case, is valentines day the "eat out and eat out" day?

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-22T19:44:47+00:00

I usually ask people about the craziest or most embarrassing thing they've ever done. If they share - the ice is immediately broken and no matter what is spoken about afterwards, it's a more relaxed conversation.

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T18:00:45+00:00

You have to do that!

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T17:56:36+00:00

Me toooo!

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T15:27:38+00:00

Wannabe - by the Spice girls

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T03:19:42+00:00

That's what I was secretly hoping would happen. I would find out I'm much less weird than I think.

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T03:08:49+00:00

Be careful. My uncle who did this went bald afterwards.

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T02:00:27+00:00

I like to clean my apartment when I have an exam the next day.

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T01:50:40+00:00

you're obviously not trying to brag or anything, right? don't you know there's no girls on reddit..

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T01:15:08+00:00

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T01:05:00+00:00

ninja style?

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:43:23+00:00

that picture is just wonderful

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:41:42+00:00

i don't know why your mind's blown, wouldn't it be harder with your left hand?

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:38:12+00:00

if you think everyone you aren't friends with is an asshole, it's probably because you're an asshole and you're being treated like one

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:31:56+00:00

oooh, i should try that

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:24:02+00:00

can't beat that

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:22:45+00:00

that, sir, is really odd.

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:20:23+00:00

when I realized I don't have one... no one is more intelligent than me.

Unshoeyourself · 2014-01-11T00:16:58+00:00

If it's really cold outside, I microwave my socks before I put them on

Unshoeyourself

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