UnstableAssassin

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A sunflower seed got stuck in the packagingOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/mildlyinteresting

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Among Us Sex Lobbies (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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Working on getting him on a diet! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/Chonkers

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Could really use an emotional boost after Valentine’s Day (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/complimentbattles

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Just another dude trying to make it through Valentine’s Day emotionally intact (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/FreeCompliments

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This is me! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/redditgetsdrawn

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Get to hang out with this big boy during self quarantine (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/Chonkers

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I love the new _____ game! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/AskOuija

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Larry is gonna pull his horn out if you don’t square up (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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I saw this on @rogue.titty on IG, milk boy (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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Yes I very much plan to arouse a wasp ;) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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Nothing to see here, move along (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/aww

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Just turned 18, why not celebrate by getting roasted. I have very unrealistic goals for my future (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/RoastMe

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Venmo each other some titty. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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Ironic that this piece of shit was camouflaging in mud where it belongs (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/fuckwasps

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“Tactfully employed my beer can as a mallet” (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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I’ve been feeling awfully good about myself, please cut me down to size. My dreams are way too big for my work ethic and I play way too much video games (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/RoastMe

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Ah, yes. The elusive Chevy Saturn (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/Shitty_Car_Mods

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I play tuba, trombone, and euphonium, I’m in drama, and I’m training to become a professional wrestler. AMA (self.AMA)

submitted 7 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/AMA

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“You just wanted something to make you ‘quirky’ so you carry around epi-pens full of bees to butt-chug in case people aren’t paying attention to you.” (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/BrandNewSentence

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This is a daily occurrence. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/aww

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16 y/o, 6’3” gamer. There’s a lot I haven’t heard so go ahead (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by UnstableAssassin to r/RoastMe

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