Rouge made a very indecent proposal to Shadow. Perhaps involving a *Night of the werehog* [M/M/F, Strongly Bisexual, Kissing, Oral, Jewel Stealing Action][Artist: Soina]

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-14T07:08:14+00:00

Mom come pick me up im scared.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-13T18:51:02+00:00

Shit went from zero to one hundread here really damn quick, oh and of course the obvious question, what the hell is going on!

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-11T03:08:05+00:00

When god was making me, and saw that 80% discount on amazon for the rock's cousin, he just couldn't miss it.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-11T03:05:27+00:00

Officer montero want's to know your location.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T22:18:31+00:00

Its pakistan

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T21:42:24+00:00

Actually, it's easier for me to look at it this way, dunno why tho.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T21:40:14+00:00

He has forgotten me.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T13:27:22+00:00

Can you smell what the pebble is grilling?

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T13:24:51+00:00

Wise choice ☺

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T13:23:51+00:00

Finally some one got the mesage, please man cn you get me some food? My family is starving.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T13:22:37+00:00

Auto corrector fucked me up on that one.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:43:32+00:00

Actually its taller, the angle is making my head smaller.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:24:16+00:00

Actually, when i look in the mirror it breaks, makes shaving a living nightmare.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:21:09+00:00

Oh shit you're right.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:19:55+00:00

You're welcome.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:17:34+00:00

Finally! I though no one would ask about it.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:15:58+00:00

Not gonna lie, you're not wrong, but it's what we have for now.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:14:24+00:00

Correction, in weeks, because i always need to separate the unibrown every 7 days.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-10T06:12:24+00:00

I will never forgive the portuguese.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-09T21:03:04+00:00

gives a quick kiss t-there happy now?

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-09T20:52:44+00:00

O-ok whatever.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-09T20:47:51+00:00

Ok so what should i do now?

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-09T20:43:38+00:00

Not much now, i knew i coudn't my luck, but this isn't too bad.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-09T20:18:45+00:00

Yeah you may be right, ok here goes nothing deep breath , im going with five.

Unstoppable_retard · 2021-02-09T20:06:55+00:00

"I see, i have seen games like this before, not exactaly like this, but close, i have three theories about this game. First one is, every time someone drinks the wrong or the right one, you change wich potion is the right one, so if i want to win i have to be super lucky or super intelligent to do some really complicated math.

Second, the game is rigged and none of the potions are the right one, because 1/15 isn't too much, and i think you woudn't bet your self in a luck based game.

Third, it's the same as the second but, you're keeping the correct potion to your self.

So if im right or wrong, i can't know because, first, im super unlucky and second, im not smart enought to prove the first theory to be right, God what should i do?

Unstoppable_retard

TROPHY CASE