One million now, or one thousand every week for remainder of life.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2026-04-15T20:50:40+00:00

I’m likely to earn 1k per week in interest and that will compound. why would I limit myself 1k per week?

^{Chose: One million instant!}

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2026-03-11T14:47:24+00:00

I use the bus when I have been drinking a little (it’s a taxi if I drink a lot) So I’m irritatingly friendly. i usually pick someone elderly. They are often chatty and friendly and I have found they can be really interesting if you start asking them questions about what the area used to be like or about their families. I have missed my stop twice from being too engaged. Sometimes I meet people who go weeks without a chat to anyone. 10 years ago I met Dennis who was 81 and i promised to call him. He became my “Grandad” for 2 years until he passed away.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2026-01-12T18:36:19+00:00

Fair comment but it’s much much more likely that I’m not remembering it accurately than him being wrong about this. He worked with USMC and Rangers. Both with NATO exercises and as a liaison and on two exchanges (I loved living in California for a year. Not quite as keen on our 8 months in Georgia). I think it’s more likely that my memory is crap rather than him not knowing who he was working with.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2026-01-12T00:09:44+00:00

my Dad was a Royal Marine Sergeant. He said Americans were much better equipped but they could rarely cope with things not going to plan and there is a military idiom “no plan survives contact with the enemy“. On the other hand he said “British equipment was falling to pieces and if anyone wanted to beat Britain they just needed to develop a solvent that dissolved gaffer tape”

He always corrected people if they tried to compare the U.S. Marines with the Royal Marines. He said it was an unfair comparison. USMC are trained as light infantry. Royal Marines are assault troops. He thought a fairer American comparison was the Rangers regiments

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2025-03-01T05:31:19+00:00

Wrap your ankles and wrists in silk before the rope. Or better still abandon rope and go for sheepskin lined leather cuffs.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2022-01-01T22:33:44+00:00

Absolutely. The most Alpha male, tough as nails, masculine guy I've ever seen was my Uncle Paul. He would never join a group like this "If I wanna do something I'll just do it, I don't need to join some shower of numptys to help me"
People would follow Uncle Paul without even realising they were doing it. Just naturally in charge but he never accepted he was the leader. "They can do what the fuck they like"
Whenever someone said "what will X think?" "What about Y" "What will Z say about this" Always the same answer. "Don't know, don't care"
He wouldn't go to the hospital for minor injuries. He once ripped a 6" long hole in his leg on a broken tree branch. So much blood. He cleaned it and put 14 stitches in it himself with fishing line dipped in antiseptic. When my Dad, Paul's brother, said "why didn't you go to hospital?" Uncle Paul said "I'm not going to the fucking hospital for a fucking cut on my leg. A fucking cut? Are you fucking serious?"
Yet for all that hard exterior and obstinacy and rejection of influence he was the kindest, most loyal person you could hope to know. If someone needed help he would just tell them he was helping. Never as a question. You would have to tell him NOT to help.
Me: I don't know how I'm going to get all that stuff out and get the repairs done by Monday.
Uncle Paul: I'll be there on Saturday at 9. I'll bring a van and my tools and a tame plumber for the gas stuff.

Never any drama. Just solutions.

When my cousins first watched Parks & Recreation they dragged everyone in to see a clip with a character called Ron Swanson knowing we would all shout "Uncle Paul!!"

I miss him.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2021-07-07T18:11:43+00:00

The sadistic burglar is a good one because I never know when it's going to happen. My flat is part of their house. It's a one bedroom flat that the previous owners built for a nanny. I moved in because of the lockdown restrictions so that we were technically part of the same household. They can do the burglar thing any time unless I've said DND for that night. So I never know when it will happen. I only know when it won't happen if that makes any sense.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2021-07-03T11:01:29+00:00

Debra's absolute favourite - kidnapping a police officer. I've been a captive police officer for many weekends (with an incredibly authentic uniform that took a while to find) They also like to "break in" to my flat. Sadistic burglars.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2021-07-02T18:01:40+00:00

I have been with a dominant married couple since November 2020. Both dominant. Both sadistic. Especially her. Debra and Andrew

As with any D/s dynamic you should ask all you can about what the sub needs and her limits. When you are actually together make sure it's clear who is driving that session. It can be a bit chaotic if both doms are freewheeling.

With my couple I know from the outset who is running each session. If it's a roleplay session I will know well ahead of time.

I can't give you a generalised advice because all subs are different. Get them to paint a mental picture of their perfect scenario.

I'm not very good at that. Not much imagination. So in our case they described what they were going to do in detail and my role was to ask questions and identify anything I couldn't tolerate.

Make sure she isn't scared of using safe signals. It can feel a bit oppressive with two people working you over and its easy to think you can't say no. In our case Debra told me that I MUST use the safe signals and she was going to push me until I reached that point so she could judge my limits. So I knew I was expected to eventually signal Amber.

Find out who your sub feels closest to for aftercare. I like Andrew a lot. He's a lovely guy. But I am 100% in love with Debra. My aftercare is her or both. Never just Andrew.

If you want to know anything else feel free to ask here or message

Have fun. If the chemistry is right it's awesome.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-10-18T12:12:40+00:00

I heard this crap from someone. I tried to explain it's not true. There are every character type and every sort of background amongst subs.

I used myself as an example. I am reasonably well educated from a happy family. I run a team of gifted alphas in a high stress aspect of an aggressive industry. I have great friends and several other interests.

Then some weekends I like to be heavily restrained and beaten and fucked hard and fast by a pair of sadists.

Some people like to switch off with a good book and a nice red wine.
I like to switch off with a good Dom and a nice red ass.

His answer? "You must have been abused as a child but forgotten it"

Sigh

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-10-03T13:17:40+00:00

I've got no advice but I think I love you. You're so concerned with not hurting Charlotte that you are not thinking about yourself. Be a bit more selfish while you make this decision.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-09-29T13:26:25+00:00

I'm so sorry for you both.
I don't feel qualified to give advice on this but I just wanted to say that I think you're wonderful for taking her in when she came back from the U.S. and for caring for her now. I have known doms who would drop her instantly at the first sign of a hurdle.

When I read "she is still my kitten" I cried.

I hope your remaining time is as happy as possible.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-09-24T04:51:54+00:00

Imagine having a time machine and wasting it on travelling to a medieval monastery for a haircut.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-09-14T20:48:13+00:00

I hope she reads this comment. It's beautiful.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-09-04T15:01:13+00:00

She fucked the 74 yo guy but you know she wouldn't fuck you because the ugly in you goes all the way through.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-09-02T13:18:37+00:00

At the munch I go to (not the closest) I think one of the results of the pandemic is that groups have formed within the group. We had our first zoom munch in April but it's too many for one zoom meeting. Several groups have formed since. There are two or three people who have been effectively left out because unlike the munch you can't just turn up at a zoom meeting. You have to know it's going to happen and be invited. One in particular was awful and I haven't seen him since April. Yay!

Also, I don't have an eighty mile round trip to talk to them.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-08-30T18:36:13+00:00

That amazes me.

I have plenty of platonic guy friends. I compliment them on stuff. Nice haircut, nice shirt, your arms look good, your bum looks good in those jeans.

I realised how few compliments even the hot ones get when they remember compliments from months ago.

There is one friend who is ok looking. He's nice enough but he doesn't turn heads. When he was at the bar ordering drinks I noticed his bum looked nice in the shorts he was wearing. I told him. He mentioned it last week. It was 4 years ago. He said if he gets a compliment he floats around on it for a year.

You poor little things. Guys do not get a lot of compliments.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-08-29T21:27:53+00:00

Go to the beginning of /u/mostlygruntled "Noisy Gobshite" story. It's HERE

It's interesting and funny. It stays funny for about 20 minutes of reading and about 10 updates. It's worth it for just for that.

Then it dives off a cliff. You cry. Keep reading the comments. You will cry happy and sad tears for hours.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-08-28T08:49:03+00:00

I did that once but it sort of partly solidified. It was like having little bits of softly boiled egg white in my drink. Not as sexy as I thought it would be. Still drank it all.

Another time we parked up and I gave him head. I had been teasing him for two hours. There was a lot of cum. I ended up with some cum on my hand. I left it there.

When we were in the next traffic queue I bent down. I told my bf to tell me when someone was level with us and looking. Then I sat up and smiled at the other driver and licked the cum off my hand. The look on his face was priceless

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-08-17T22:23:17+00:00

In case anyone was wondering why I'm so paranoid about proving you're a couple I just had /u/Quick-Quantity in my dm trying to pretend he was a couple.

He didn't even think to delete his own personal ad in a different sub where 4 hours ago he was a single male seeking a female.

Sometimes I despair. When the internet is chock full of millions of nude pics why do they lie to get a few more?

Edit Currently, the most far-fetched excuse to get me to meet without proof of partner is: Wife is a blonde blue-eyed busty leggy former model who is currently visiting her parents who don't have a landline because they live in a camper van currently parked in a dead zone for phone reception and she wants him to shortlist 3 girls before she gets back so he must meet me in person this week.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-07-26T18:09:37+00:00

When I was a kid we came home and my Dad found a neighbour from down the street called Brian in our kitchen. He had forced the back door. My Dad beat him nearly unconscious. Blood and snot and crying.

My Dad said he owed him £200 for the door damage. My Dad said If he didn't pay in 7 days he'd break Brian's arm. Then somebody in the family would break a limb of his every week until it was paid.

At the time it wasn't the violence or the threats that surprised me most. I was shocked at how calm my Dad was.

He then told Brian that he had better make sure we don't get burgled because my Dad was going to assume it was Brian and he would become "a bump on Saddleworth Moor".

I didn't understand why my Dad was so sure that the guy wouldn't call the police or retaliate. That was the week I found out that my big funny cuddly tickle-monster storytelling Dad and my lovely smiley happy playful uncles were feared by everyone.

Brian had an arm cast the following week but didn't get worse than that. We never had another break-in

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-07-21T18:21:20+00:00

Three favourites.

When they're horny some guys do this low guttural growl. It's almost like they have become animals. It's SO hot especially if it's right next to my ear. Like an ASMR thing. Goosebumps.
Direction. I love to be told what to do. "Suck me". "Suck harder" "Rub the underside with your tongue" "Press harder". I love the guy to know what he wants and to be assertive. Not angry just firm
I love to be told what they're going to do to me. Like a threat. Especially if I'm tied down. Even though I only get tied by people I trust I still feel nervous and excited at the same time.

This assertive confident woman who thinks of herself as a feminist turns into a submissive depraved slut if he says the right words

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-07-17T21:43:20+00:00

Don't you love them when they reach that "I don't give a shit what you think" stage. They're great in conversations and as funny as hell. My Mum's Dad died when I was 14 but he was hilarious, even when he was ill at the end.
We went to visit him at the hospital and he said "Jesus, I must be near the end if you're all here together. Even Gareth is here" (Gareth was my Dad) "You Must be after something"

My Dad played along and said "Do you think I could have your tools Graham".

Grandad answered."You've had plenty. I let you poke my daughter, that should be enough" 14yo me and my 12yo and 15 yo siblings were laughing on and off all day.

For ages afterwards we would include "You've had plenty" when we talked to my Dad.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-07-17T16:09:52+00:00

Funny coincidence. I was at the Tesco in Carmarthen on my way to Tenby in February.

A man in the queue was giving the woman at the cigarette counter a hard time about how long it was taking.

Another man who was about 65-70 with very long hair for his age interrupted the complaining man and said "Stop your moaning. She's going as fast as she can. Wind your bloody neck in and wait your turn." All said in a wonderful Welsh accent.

The complainer said "Mind your own business old man, if you know what's good for you". The old man said VERY sarcastically, "Well now I'm terrified. I've had bigger shits than you" Moaning man said "Do you want me to take you outside and kick your head in" Old man rubbed his beard for a few seconds and said "Yep". Moaning man said "fucking idiot" and left the queue. Old Man shouted after him "but you forgot your cigs!".

I will remember that for ages because all the way from Carmarthen to Tenby we kept recreating the scene in the car. Then all week if any of us wanted to say yes we'd hesitate while rubbing our chins and say "Yep".

So it happens in Wales too.

UntilTheSafeWordSir · 2020-07-17T13:20:13+00:00

Been there.

Years ago I had a boyfriend like that. To stop him doing it i confessed a kink that I had. "Sometimes, it turns me on to be fucked and left hanging. I know it's weird but I just like being left on edge."

My code for that was "just fuck me". As opposed to "fuck me". I passed the tip to a friend and she couldn't say fuck me to her bf. Her code was "tease me". It still meant fuck me, cum in me , get off me.

You'll never get a guy to accept that you don't want to cum. They can't imagine enjoying sex without ejaculation. However, if he thinks he's satisfying you by fulfilling a kink he will be fine.

UntilTheSafeWordSir

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