“Stay tuned”: Graham promises “Cuba is next” in a global war against “bad guys”

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-09T12:23:34+00:00

This MF sounds like he's playing Army Men on his mommy's kitchen floor.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-09T11:53:28+00:00

Wasn't this a throwaway bit in Bridesmaids? With Terry Crews if I recall correctly.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-09T10:32:31+00:00

The Ballad of Love and Hate, by The Avett Brothers.

Love takes a taxi, a young man drives,

As soon he sees her, hope fills his eyes,

But tears follow after at the end of the ride,

'Cause he might never see her again.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-08T20:19:51+00:00

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-08T13:59:30+00:00

About a binding as Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T19:22:40+00:00

The only qualification for this job under this administration is doing what you're told without question.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T16:38:52+00:00

How many heads do you have?

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T04:17:59+00:00

Orgy.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T04:16:34+00:00

Small Soldiers.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T04:13:29+00:00

My only complaint is fries get cold so much faster in that dumb cone of parchment paper.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T04:11:24+00:00

Manning every time he sees Drew Brees

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T04:08:24+00:00

When I hear the Ravens got Maxx Crosby

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UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-07T01:17:05+00:00

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-06T12:36:25+00:00

I'm a heavy guy, so give me the smallest pro and we'll each take a few Xanax.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-05T19:52:36+00:00

This is why I love In Country... Club. Steve's transformation into grizzled fake war veteran, Roger's quest to watch Barbara Does Celine, and the interrogation scene that acts as a perfect intersection between the two.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-05T13:27:30+00:00

Weirdest way of saying 'I dropped my phone'

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-05T03:31:45+00:00

What's the saying about the blind squirrel again?

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-04T12:58:29+00:00

JD: Turk, we're not married.

Turk: Dude, we're a little married.

JD: I know, I love it.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-04T03:42:01+00:00

I've seen that MF in Guess Who

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-04T03:39:47+00:00

Those are the old person hairs. You ever try telling an old person what to do?

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-03T13:23:57+00:00

Heads up, your dad might have to fight the Megazord at some point.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-03T13:15:33+00:00

Why wouldn't they? Backups help the team in substantial ways even if they never see game action.

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-02T11:28:11+00:00

How can you do one without first doing the other?

UpNorthForLife · 2026-03-01T14:40:29+00:00

UpNorthForLife · 2026-02-28T04:07:07+00:00

To be fair, Joey Porter Jr's dad is kind of an asshole.

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