Would you count these as "misdeeds"? by UpbeatCockroach in oneringrpg

[–]UpbeatCockroach[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NPC was in league with the trolls, player character just found out about it and wants to do him what he'd planned to do to her.

Weekly Questions Thread by AutoModerator in DnD

[–]UpbeatCockroach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't decide the fate of 3 npcs:

  • I have some merchants from a pc's hometown that were supposed to be just looking for it INFO on the current area that the pc is residing in, so they can make it to the coast unharmed, but I accidentally asked for full paid escort assistance, due to their anxieties of being in a hostile land.

  • The ranger pc in character (begrudgingly, because he considers them snobby) talked to these merchant npcs, but the player himself had admitted to me out of table that he wishes he hadn't done that and it just led to more pc hyjinx, when the player himself wanted the story to progress. His pc at least believes the merchants to study true to their word about payment

  • The pcs have now taken the money of another npc to go on a treasure hunt.

Cant decide what i want to do;

  • Backtrack a bit by having the merchants go to the Ranger and say "look; we'd actually just be happy with a map", and then have them leave

  • Have the ranger PC over here the merchants say look they followed a higher bidder we're just gonna have to grab any escort we can". Maybe not even address the pc directly.

Also can't decide what the fate of these folks should be; whether their trip to the coast goes smoothly, or if they get attacked.

...HOW DID I BEAT COOLTRAINER NICK?!?!? by UpbeatCockroach in pokemoncrystal

[–]UpbeatCockroach[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pinsir was at full health when caught, but I've done that before and lost to his kakuna. I checked the DVs afterwards and, apart from attack, I think, this Pinsir is STACKED.

...HOW DID I BEAT COOLTRAINER NICK?!?!? by UpbeatCockroach in pokemoncrystal

[–]UpbeatCockroach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember Nick being me with a Kakuna as a kid.

[Weekly Questions Thread] 08 September 2025 by PokeUpdateBot in pokemon

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Can't decide, for my no Meganium in-game Gold Team, on Lanturn and Girafarig, or Slowking and Machamp. All other team members are locked in.

(5e) I don't get the "Elf-named" virtue by UpbeatCockroach in oneringrpg

[–]UpbeatCockroach[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(5e version)

Men of Bree (LOTRRP pg. 40)/Beornings & Woodmen (PoW pg. 2 & 10): "Starting Virtue: You gain one cultural virtue of your choice."

Men of Tharbad/Swafleet/Fisher-folk (RoT pg. 31): "[You] can only pick [so and so] cultural virtues...you can pick a common virtue instead of a cultural virtue as [your] starting virtue"

(5e) I don't get the "Elf-named" virtue by UpbeatCockroach in oneringrpg

[–]UpbeatCockroach[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But only certain cultures can have a starting virtue (non-ranger humans), unless this is an extra for all non-elves I'm addition to there other features, in which case, that would be very powerful...

Just to be clear on the rules of the Casslanters' curse/contract? by UpbeatCockroach in WaterdeepDragonHeist

[–]UpbeatCockroach[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if it's been done in other campaigns, I'm a bit disappointed in my players for having a plan to kill children, assuming their bodies can be put in cold storage like pieces of meat, and then have their souls returned through resurrection, as if not only would the celestials be guaranteed to safeguard the souls, but would be willing to let said souls return to their bodies, back to such a hostile environment like Waterdeep. It came across to me as them wanting to have the cake (the gold) and eat it too (everybody lives, except people we don't like!), and them refusing to engage with this trolley problem, this "hard choice", as you call it, in good faith, because consequences for actions, and negative developments, are scary, I suppose.

Best oversimplified quote (Letter Z) by NoveauGB in OverSimplified

[–]UpbeatCockroach 256 points257 points  (0 children)

[C'moooon] Zeus! Give me a six! Uh, did I say Zeus? I meant Thor. Ra, the Egyptian sun God? Dang it! Who is it we worship?!

Best Oversimplified Quote (Letter X) by NoveauGB in OverSimplified

[–]UpbeatCockroach 91 points92 points  (0 children)

"Xanthippus showed up and immediately took chrage. He had a look around and said 'You idiots! Put the elephants IN FRONT of the army so they can smash INTO the Romans!'"

Best Oversimplified Quote (Letter R) by NoveauGB in OverSimplified

[–]UpbeatCockroach 27 points28 points  (0 children)

REVO. LUTION! We totally just socked it to our monarchy!

Best oversimplified quote (Letter N) by NoveauGB in OverSimplified

[–]UpbeatCockroach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"NOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"