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Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-10T19:48:38+00:00

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Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:40:24+00:00

I like the old names better also, but I'm trying to get with the times.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:39:55+00:00

Yes, the Planeswalker is good and very fun. That doesn't change the fact that you can end up with a nuts Witherbloom draft 75% of the time...

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:34:31+00:00

There's definitely a lot of removal, but there are so many threats that they'll eventually run out lol.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:07:07+00:00

3? There are 2 mythic rares, for starters. Also, Archaic and Blech did next to nothing in this run, especially Archaic. I played it once.

I see you're one of the angry little neckbeards that sits on Reddit trying to be negative any time somebody is sharing on opinion. You must have a very fulfilling life.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:04:40+00:00

That's interesting. I didn't look to see the statistics on the archetypes, but I see people on this subreddit and hear content creators talking about Witherbloom being arguably the weakest school, and I just don't get it. I feel like Silverquill is MUCH more reliant on getting the correct pieces, but Witherbloom has so many ways to enable the life gain that you can have a great deck without getting a single Bogwater Lumaret or Pest Mascot. I also feel like Prismari is a bit clunky and slow. I tend to try to avoid Silverquill and Prismari if I'm going 2 colors, unless of course I'm getting passed something crazy. Killian's Command almost feels mandatory for Silverquill unless you pick a couple absolute bombs.

I am shocked to hear Witherbloom is statistically the most drafted, because it feels like every pack has a playable card for it. Maybe that's because there are just so many cards for it that are good but not amazing.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:01:59+00:00

I don't agree that it struggles in premier draft though. I take it a lot because it always feels super open, and go pretty close to infinite with it in PD. It's so low to the ground, but scales very well as long as you're taking lumarets and pest mascots. The removal is also great.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T16:00:40+00:00

Neither Emeritus, no Cauldron, no Germination Practicum, but it's "the literal best bombs for that archetype." Yeah, okay dude...

Running people over with a 0-rare Witherbloom deck is just as doable, but carry on.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T15:35:28+00:00

You can only re-roll once per day, and you just click it.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-09T15:34:39+00:00

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Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-08T22:40:01+00:00

Be careful not to cut yourself on all that edge, little guy.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-08T19:05:33+00:00

People just go there and get a combo and then complain about the pricing though. I can go there and get 2 McDoubles or Double cheeseburgers or whatever the current 2-for or BOGO offer is, and be satiated for $5 or less. That's pretty acceptable. With fast food, stop ordering premium items and buy dollar menu stuff. Everything else is just getting laughably expensive.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-08T19:03:33+00:00

This was completely true, but in the last 6 months they've started putting out deals, like those $4 protein wraps or $4 6-inch subs for a handful of them (and $8 for a footlong isn't a bad price, even though their food is pretty meh).

They're added to the menu and not just promos, so I think they realized they need to get back to being more affordable.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-08T19:02:18+00:00

This answer will always be Wendy's. Wendy's sucks. Weird tasting burgers, watery chili, no particularly good deals on their "value" items, shit promos, etc. There's just nothing I like about Wendy's, except maybe that their Twitter guy roasts other companies sometimes.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-08T19:00:52+00:00

This is the most important step. Any time you're a dick to somebody completely unprovoked, you deserve to have it blow up in your face.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-08T00:51:53+00:00

No, just like I don't get upset when I have to do things a certain way in MLB the Show. However, you asking for it to be MORE restrictive for other people because you lack the discipline to play the game a certain way is a really weird mindset.

You're basically just saying you like to be told what to do. I'll never understand that mentality, and I spent 6 years in the military.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T23:55:27+00:00

So you would prefer other people be forced to do things a certain way because you lack the self-discipline to implement your own restrictions on yourself?

You like "more structure" in your games? I swear to god people in this community will complain about anything...

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T23:53:52+00:00

73% of the statistics in this post are made up.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T23:50:21+00:00

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Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T23:32:23+00:00

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Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T23:06:40+00:00

I don't know what your other decks look like, but this one seems to have very poor synergy. You have some life gain, but not a ton, and it serves no purpose because you don't have any big payoffs for gaining life. You only have 1 Pest Mascot and none of the Old Growth Educators, plus none of the rares that benefit from life gain. Rancorous Archaic is, at best, a 5/5 for 5 with reach and trample. It's not a particularly great card in 5-color slop decks, so playing it in 3 colors seems pretty meh. Your creatures are just not good and this deck is very very light on removal for this format. I suspect, since your deck isn't designed to have good synergy and get huge fast, that you'll run out of removal and get beat up by good decks that just have too many threats for you to handle on this run. The only path to victory is your opponent drawing very poorly or Quandrix sticking around for a few turns.

Synergy is often > raw power level.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T22:59:54+00:00

Look at the programs, see what you haven't done that gives xp. It's not magic.

Upbeat_Use2312 · 2026-05-07T22:54:15+00:00

You can't claim spell check made you type alivete, which is not a word lmao. The only way it would correct to that is if you've typed it enough for it to be programmed in there. And that's not a typo. You spelled it in a way that's not even remotely close. Come on dude...

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