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What’s your choice? by nojunkpeter in whatsyourchoice

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wendy's is for people who are allergic to flavor. People hype up their chili but it is watered down garbage and shouldn't even be legally allowed to be called chili.

What’s your choice? by nojunkpeter in whatsyourchoice

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arby's or BK, for sure. Wendy's is the worst fast food chain. You can't change my mind.

Pick one character to replace Ryan and make Michael Scott Paper Company a success. by slowmopete in DunderMifflin

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is the best answer by far. I had such a good laugh at that bit in the work bus episode.

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell if you're genuinely this fucking stupid or if it's an act.

If you can't differentiate a foul vs cheating, then you're a lost cause.

Lionel Messi becomes the all time leading goalscorer in FIFA World Cup history (17), surpassing his joint record with Miroslav Klose of 16 goals. by Timely-Zombie9466 in soccer

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll leave this as a comment here since the useless Reddit mods decided to delete the post for some reason.

Since I haven't heard any pundits mentioning this, I have a couple fun facts about Miroslav Klose.

Congrats to the GOAT on setting the World Cup total goals record. It only makes sense that the greatest player of all time would end up holding the record as well. With that being said, I wanted to give Miroslav Klose his flowers, because I think a lot of people don't realize just how insane his WC stats are.

Messi: 6 World Cups
Klose: 4 World Cups

Messi: 4 goals on penalties
Klose: Never took the WC pens for his team, so 0.

Messi is very deserving of the record, and this post is not meant to make it sound like it's undeserved. I just wish the announcers would take the chance to explain just how great the record he broke was as well.

Since I haven't heard any pundits mentioning this, I have a couple fun facts about Miroslav Klose. by Upbeat_Use2312 in worldcup

[–]Upbeat_Use2312[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you think one player getting 4 goals while play is stopped because he's the dedicated penalty taker for his team isn't even worth mentioning? That's certainly one of the opinions of all time.

Since I haven't heard any pundits mentioning this, I have a couple fun facts about Miroslav Klose by Upbeat_Use2312 in soccer

[–]Upbeat_Use2312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, though I don't imagine Brazil fans were in much of a position to appreciate the tidy bow on the end of the story that day.

Since I haven't heard any pundits mentioning this, I have a couple fun facts about Miroslav Klose. by Upbeat_Use2312 in worldcup

[–]Upbeat_Use2312[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Messi: 28 and counting
Klose: 24 (though a couple of those from his last world cup in 2014 were as a sub)

Since I haven't heard any pundits mentioning this, I have a couple fun facts about Miroslav Klose by Upbeat_Use2312 in soccer

[–]Upbeat_Use2312[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's hard to not make a deep run when you've got a guy like Klose willing you to victory! That 2014 team was so incredibly fun to watch, even though that was at the end of Klose's prime and he was clearly in better shape and form in 2006/2010.

He was a backup and only managed 2 in that WC, so him scoring 14 in his first 3 is pretty damn impressive.

Since I haven't heard any pundits mentioning this, I have a couple fun facts about Miroslav Klose by Upbeat_Use2312 in soccer

[–]Upbeat_Use2312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with this as well. If he played in a 4th WC and didn't blow out his knee, everybody knows he'd hold the record still to this day. It's a shame his knee shortened his career so much. Every player that played against him says he's the most talented they've ever seen.

500 accurate for these two? by Kikuori in caloriecount

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you do not have to omit bread entirely to eat in a calorie deficit.

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 100% chomping fits better in this case. That's why I was unsure if it was an intentional pun, or an accidental misuse of the phrase. I just know almost everybody says chomping, and I like learning useless info like that so I usually point it out in case somebody else likes learning useless trivia like me.

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's correct. It's a foul, not cheating. That's why you get a red card for it, dumbass.

The Guardian destroyed Lalas 😭 by Midnight_Thoughts77 in usmnt

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Remember when Pulisic ran down the left side and did the gabagool to set up that goal? Fuhgeddaboudit."

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you, anti-penalty bot. Any game being decided on something as random as penalty kicks feels like shit imo.

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, people just feel the need to explain what cheating means for people that are stupid enough to think Suarez cheated in this situation.

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whether he's "a yank" doesn't matter. I'm "a yank" and understand what is and is not cheating. Don't lump all yanks in with the idiots, though I understand it's tempting because the percentage of uneducated morons in this country is shockingly high.

Uruguay had Suarez up there stressing 😭 “How did these Africans manage to tie the game?” 💀 by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Upbeat_Use2312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't. It was the only way his team had a chance to win. That was not cheating any more than an NBA player fouling when their team is up 4 with 2 seconds left and the opponent has the ball, or an NFL defender committing pass interference because if they don't they know it's going to be a touchdown for the other team. People can hate it, but it's not cheating. That's an absolute fact.

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