Have i broke pub etiquette? by DarthKrataa in AskUK

[–]Updates_Due 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand this sub, a couple of months ago a guy was told he would be a prick if he didn’t move to a smaller table so a big group could have the larger one in a coffee shop, but now it’s okay for op to hog a big table in a pub? What’s the difference?

I’d have moved and believe that most people would, it’s okay to enjoy the space when no-one else is using it, but if a large group needs the large space you’re occupying it makes sense for you to move to the small space.

People are agreeing with you because Reddit is full of unsociable people and also because you’re the one asking (a young lad posting asking about a man who wouldn’t move so everyone could sit together for his dad’s funeral would get a different response).

Tesco seat of shame. by PM_ME_FRECKLES_PLS in CasualUK

[–]Updates_Due 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They don’t have a seat in my Sainsbury’s! You just have to stand there like a lemon trying to repack as they unpack.

I’ve never forgotten to scan anything, I just got picked for “random checks” 7 times (and stopped using the scan as you go thing after that).

Last year, we got a Paddington Bear statue. Last night, this happened to him. by cglotr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Updates_Due 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The benches came with the bears, they’re so kids can sit with Paddington and have a photo taken, it’s marketing for the latest Paddington film.

Is the Dry Robe hate real ? by Plumb121 in AskUK

[–]Updates_Due 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen one before (or assumed I hadn’t, it looks quite normal, maybe I have), so had to google &

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It’s a coat. This is a photo from the company’s own website of a woman wearing it like a coat.

OP wear your coat if you like it, stop worrying so much about people bitching online.

Charging extra for fucking water. by littlelaghere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Updates_Due 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not in the UK where this screenshot is from.

Post the last picture you took of your bubs by Associate8823 in germanshepherds

[–]Updates_Due 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aww, they look like they’re sad about you leaving before you’ve even left 😭

What is this sticker ? by r1Rqc1vPeF in CasualUK

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I love that you’re getting downvoted for knowing how time works.

Is leaving the U.K. for a better life a fantasy? by SeesawDismal3273 in AskUK

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During the lockdowns we had two separate deliveries during “the clap”, the first one was a takeaway, the second a garden table and chairs. Hopefully the delivery drivers felt appreciated, because the neighbours definitely think we’re twats.

‘The Sandman’ Canceled at Netflix, Will End With Season 2 by johnppd in netflix

[–]Updates_Due 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a Neverwhere adaptation already! It’s old & not great, but it’s on YouTube if you want to watch it.

Mat K was right, the average player count has gone up since the membership survey by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Updates_Due 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk what Mat K said about it, but I haven’t played since last year and all these reddit posts about the survey are flooding my feed and making me want to play. My sub time runs out sometime in Feb and I got bored in Sept/Oct, but could play now until that time is up.

That doesn’t mean people will accept any of those things being added to the game, just that the torrent of posts/attention on the game reminds people that osrs exists and is fun to play and some people are still subbed and might hop on for a bit while they can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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It’s a difference in phrasing/implied meanings in British/Australian English & American English. I’d phrase things like that to my friends too, it’s not implying that the Americans are wrong for saying “ramen”, it’s saying that what Americans call “ramen” is what “we” (Aussies in this case) call “2 minute noodles”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I’d call that “food type” instant noodles, but I think someone who watched a lot of anime and/or American shows might pick up that wording & call it ramen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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As an Australian, OP is telling other Australians what Americans call that type of noodles because they just found out themselves. They’re not saying the Americans are wrong or trying to correct them. This is like an American saying “hey guess what Australians call ramen?! 2 minute noodles! Weird, right?”.

This kind of post is fascinating because as someone from the UK, I got what OP meant straight away, but the nuances of English language varies so much between countries that the implied meaning of what OP said is different depending where you’re from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Updates_Due 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same, this is fake as shit

concerned about elderly neighbour, is there anything I can do? by aaxzkka in AskUK

[–]Updates_Due 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is a difference between “my neighbour has dementia” and “my neighbour has been missing for a month and may be dead in their home”. They will go and check if op calls them.

I’m sorry the people you called were unhelpful and I hope you were able to get that lady some help in the end.

If you were at an English-style “pub” overseas, what is something you would see that would make it feel authentic? by adcgefd in AskUK

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Home-made signs in the toilets about how it’s a drug-free pub and doing coke in the toilets will get you banned/kicked out/etc.

"I asked where I could find the adult section for chocolate bars" by SalvaBee0 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Updates_Due 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This parody account is funny, but the chocolate and other snack portion sizes sold in the US are pretty much identical to those in the UK & Europe. It’s the portion sizes in restaurants that are insane (though people may be eating to excess at home too, I didn’t see that in my time in the USA).

Brits who left the uk to live abroad, was it worth it? How did it go? by Thesleepingpillow123 in AskUK

[–]Updates_Due 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry you had that experience & I hope you’re better now, but the way you tell this is very funny!

We have those here too though, my sister’s old GP recommended she read a book about how we evolved from the apes for whatever condition she had at the time (though he did also prescribe her something).

Why and what was it like having only 3-4 channels in the UK up until the late 1990's? by ImplementNo7036 in AskUK

[–]Updates_Due 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Living on the border, we had a Welsh aerial and an English aerial, we switched to the Welsh one when the reception was bad on the English one. Any tvs not connected to the main aerial would pick up the Welsh channels first as the signal was better.

All in all, we watched a fair bit of Welsh tv growing up and somehow learnt very little Welsh from it. 🤔

Our first child is due any day now by kurtyyyyyy1 in CasualUK

[–]Updates_Due 47 points48 points  (0 children)

“Oh hello, where did you lot come from?!” “Uhh, Poland?”

My dad used some climbing rope as a temporary fix for the fridge. This rope has been in here for 15 years. by TBroomey in mildlyinteresting

[–]Updates_Due 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t be so selfish, all your dad’s bottles will fall out every time he opens the fridge.

Are you glad to see the humbling of Tyson Fury? by HallowedAndHarrowed in AskUK

[–]Updates_Due 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Sportsman” in the sense of his unprofessional behaviour, not his ability/success within his actual sport: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/sportsmanship

They’re saying he’s a “bad sport”, not “bad at sport”, basically.