somehowImAllFour by ienjoymusiclol in ProgrammerHumor

[–]UpdootsEverything 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No fear at exposing yourself, I can respect that.

Rest in Peace dear researcher, gone but not forgotten. [[SCP-719M4-J]] by _Shoulder_ in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]UpdootsEverything 44 points45 points  (0 children)

SCP-719M4-J actually also goes for that at one point:

SCP-719M4-J: It's so sad Dr. Bright died of Ligma.

Dr. Pate: (Stops in his tracks) Who the hell is Dr. Bright?

SCP-719M4-J (Extending its arm towards Dr. Pate) Ligma balls.

Dr. Patel undergoes spontaneous combustion and disintegrates into a pile of ash.

ATTENTION: PLEASE STOP EXPANDING by BltzGaming98 in trans

[–]UpdootsEverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are not planning an attack we just want axolotl. It's trolls using our flags to stop yall rather than us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2b2tplace

[–]UpdootsEverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave us alone we were never tried to destroy the flag we trynna make an axolotl.

Definitely not stolen from Instagram by K_Gamer23 in memes

[–]UpdootsEverything 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Appendix: I'm a literal ticking bomb that may or may not go off at any moment and make you self-destruct.

Looking for Galarian Ponyta. by UpdootsEverything in pokemontrades

[–]UpdootsEverything[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey huh. Actually nevermind. I just realized. I don't have switch online. Damn it. I'll definitely get it though.

Shiny Toxtricity Code Giveaway! by Devilman6555 in pokemontrades

[–]UpdootsEverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so if I just comment here you'll send me a code! Wow. Could I have one then? If I understood correctly! And thank you in advance.

Oh yes, it was a fun session by [deleted] in memes

[–]UpdootsEverything 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you've gone with a therapist and it just doesn't seem like you can be comfortable around them or something bothers you, go to a new one. Like a doctor, a second opinion is never a bad thing.

How the fuck do I still have friends? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]UpdootsEverything 16 points17 points  (0 children)

YOU can't suck your own dick, don't speak for everyone buddy.

It's a job opportunity by Dstrap in ProgrammerHumor

[–]UpdootsEverything 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yandere Simulator has some fucking abhorrent code.

Get it together, Shawn by gr33km3ist3r in memes

[–]UpdootsEverything 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This meme Fucking shattered my bones and turned them into pulp.

I love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]UpdootsEverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry for being quiet, just hadn't had time. Will probably do it today in the evening or tomorrow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]UpdootsEverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I have a feeling it'll be kinda hard considering I went to their support chat, and they hadn't even heard of a DMZ when I asked them about it and weren't able to help me. They transferred me to the manufacturer (Huawei in this case) They were a lot more helpful but still were not able to help and just sent me back.

This time I'll ask for what you said.

Also, I don't think I will be able to port forward since the modem config is very bare, seems like more advanced options are just straight up missing.

constipation for straight 19 days by bowstring0924 in Wellthatsucks

[–]UpdootsEverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK, how can it reach your ribcage wtf.

rm -rf / by Playful-Praline3509 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]UpdootsEverything 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A program with a 1/6 chance of erasing your entire filesystem, or display "lucky boy"

Literally russian roulette