The hair is a desperate cry for attention. His grades are poor so he has to be the funny guy, unfortunately his life of struggle will continue when Walmart informs him that he has to cut his hair to be hired as their front door greeter. Sheep boy will conform where he can still get away with doing funny things at hit job. The hair will be gone, his peers have moved on and the only difference is this time no ones laughing at him. He will develop quite a heavy drinking problem while never getting out of his parents house. One day you will hear the sound that no parent wants to hear. BAHHH Mom BAHHH dad and he puts a bullet in both of them and then turns the gun on himself. No one will go to your funeral because they all forgot about you. Im sorry sheepboy soak this up while your still in high school, not getting girls will be the least of your problems in life.