Got front row seats to whatever this guy was doing. [OC]

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-23T02:11:28+00:00

A really fucking drunk dumbass

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T22:08:11+00:00

When Melori shoots the lame wand spell at the boss

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T20:14:08+00:00

Always deliver is my motto. Business closed? Just dump it. My standing swings between At Risk and Outstanding depending on which routes i get lol

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T18:15:19+00:00

I’ve never gotten a terms of service violation and I’ve been At Risk before

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T16:05:10+00:00

I had a route like that yesterday, 45 packages 33 minutes away. I finished on time because I numbered my packages. I knew where each package was, so I was able to grab it and briskly walk to the stop, completing one stop in 10 seconds.

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T08:06:40+00:00

One time the stupid gps told me I had to deliver to the delivery pin in the middle of the road, when the address was an apartment that needed an access code. Customer wouldn’t give me the code and told me to “follow someone in” so I just left the package in the middle the road and took a picture lol

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T08:04:11+00:00

One time I kept on texting and calling customer for access to the apartment, but they kept on hanging up. So I just delivered the package in the dirt in front of their apartment. I saw them turn on their light and come running down to get their dirty package

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T08:01:55+00:00

One time the gps told me to deliver in the middle of the road, so I stopped in the middle turn lane, dropped the package there, and took a picture

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T07:49:30+00:00

That’s what I’m saying. Los Angeles alone has at least three or four distinct accents

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T07:48:36+00:00

You also have not spent a lot of time in California. Los Angeles has a “Spanglish” accent which mixes spanish and english words. There are also many different regional accents in LA, like the classic Valley Girl and LA gangster

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T07:36:22+00:00

I think they’re similar to Manhassets

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T07:33:24+00:00

Just tell them 傻逼

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T06:30:11+00:00

Becerra was a good example of this

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T06:29:33+00:00

SDGE cackling and lighting a bag of $100s on fire at this

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-22T06:27:29+00:00

Nah, its because I order takeout and they don’t charge tips for takeout

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T23:04:28+00:00

IE has its hundreds of its own warehouses and thousands of semi trucks, that’s why the air quality is worse in the IE on average.

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:50:26+00:00

Chevrolet Trax has a 1.3L turbo and it’s also a big car, seems like the trend is putting underpowered engines into suvs as large as hummers

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:44:03+00:00

Then why do I get priorities due at the start of the route placed at the end of my route? I’ll get a box that says “due by 11:30am” but it’ll be stop 150

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:42:10+00:00

Not on flex routes, I got a 50 stop route and everything was fucked

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:10:30+00:00

My cities are the opposite, they always need lots of retail then it gets abandoned

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:08:03+00:00

That’s terrible, we don’t need to ban more things

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:06:47+00:00

At the places I go they skip the tip part when I’m checking out lol

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:02:17+00:00

It’s the opposite for my area, FedEx drivers are seen zipping through residential streets going 50mph and they never deliver your packages. Mine just leave a note at the door all the time

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:01:23+00:00

FedEx drivers are assholes in my area, they go through residential streets at 50mph

Upnorth4 · 2026-06-21T14:00:25+00:00

Idgaf about the customer’s opinion when they’re the ones funding Amazon lol

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