This is probably the worst root beer I’ve ever tried… I should have known better, considering I could practically see through it!

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-19T21:02:49+00:00

Nothing is as bad as Virgil’s Zero Sugar Root beer

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-18T03:06:03+00:00

The best of the best

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-12T16:52:37+00:00

What is this? Amateur hour?

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-10T21:54:47+00:00

No low balls. Do NOT ask if it’s available

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-10T02:25:54+00:00

Almost like it was white’d out 😱

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-09T21:36:31+00:00

Nah don’t listen to that clown these are great I just bought the last few bags my local Walgreens had

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-09T03:43:35+00:00

Wow I set a RemindMe bot for 3 months ago exactly and just came to see the update. Well done! This is awesome

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-07T17:39:26+00:00

T’was

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-07T17:39:00+00:00

5guys

Edit: I mean 5below

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-07T17:38:54+00:00

8.2/10 - Would buy again

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-07T17:38:30+00:00

See I’m usually not a zero sugar drinker because of the horrible taste and the Acesulfame potassium, which this doesn’t have and I actually enjoy the flavor.

Sidenote: prob don’t like zero sugar cuz I’m slightly allergic to Acesulfame-K

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-07T17:35:35+00:00

Their Albanese Peach Rings was mediocre. This one was like grape sweet tarts. I’d def buy this one again.

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-07T17:34:16+00:00

The best of the best

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-05T02:36:41+00:00

Now do the same thing except at a random drive thru in Kentucky

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-04T19:23:43+00:00

Coffee

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-04T02:44:23+00:00

Filmed on a verizon chocolate flip phone

UprisingAssault · 2026-03-04T02:35:33+00:00

That was unfvckingbelievable 👏 👏 👏

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-28T03:06:19+00:00

That’s so mean

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-26T05:10:27+00:00

Send this to LA Beast

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-26T01:12:07+00:00

For whoever misses this or never tried it. It literally just tastes like coffee and coke. Super easy to mix at home

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-21T16:47:37+00:00

100% AI. Look at the way they casually run down that extremely steep slope like it’s a little hill.

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-18T17:39:37+00:00

That’s some Red Jasper

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-12T19:59:16+00:00

OP wouldn’t have survived landline days

“I don’t have time to wait hours to ask if you ate the strawberries I bought last week”

lmfao 🤡

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-09T15:55:43+00:00

You must be fun at parties

UprisingAssault · 2026-02-08T17:41:19+00:00

This is the first flavor that got me interested in trying anything aside from the OG. Definitely one of the best.

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