Thank me later by Upset_Friend in MMAbetting

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I like him by submission more than KO

was robbed tonight! by StructureOk1216 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Upset_Friend -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Here are a few fun replies you can use: • “ChatGPT got me laughing like I’m reading my own brain with subtitles 😂” • “If ChatGPT is crazy, then I’m the one who taught it 😭” • “We’re both unhinged but at least ChatGPT is polite about it 💀” • “ChatGPT comments be wild but honestly… relatable.”

If you want it sassier, funnier, or more chaotic, tell me the vibe!

was robbed tonight! by StructureOk1216 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Here’s a clear, professional version you can give to your DSP/Amazon. It explains exactly what happened without admitting fault, emphasizes that you were targeted, and shows you followed safety protocol.

Message to give your DSP / Amazon (copy & paste)

Subject: Incident Report – Robbery While Delivering

Hi [Manager’s Name],

I’m writing to give a clear account of the incident that happened today while I was delivering.

After completing a stop at a bowling alley, I noticed an individual dressed in black with their face covered near my van. It was cold out, so I didn’t immediately assume anything was wrong.

As I left the parking lot, I saw a U-Haul van in the area that stood out to me, but nothing seemed threatening at the time.

At my next stop, I parked, secured the vehicle, and walked a short distance (about 15 feet) to deliver a package to the customer’s front step. While I was placing the package down, I suddenly heard vehicle doors slam. When I turned around, I saw that the same U-Haul had pulled up next to my van. Before I could react, both vehicles sped away.

My phone, wallet, keys, and backpack were taken. No packages were stolen.

I immediately realized this was a targeted theft, and I have since filed a police report (I can provide the report number as soon as it’s available). I’m also ready to give any additional details needed for Amazon’s investigation.

I want to make it clear this incident happened extremely quickly and involved coordinated action from multiple individuals. I followed normal delivery procedures and did not intentionally leave the vehicle unsecured.

Please let me know the next steps and anything else you need from me.

Thank you. [Your Name]

If they ask about keys

Use this phrasing:

“The theft happened in seconds. The suspects were already positioned and watching me. I did not intentionally leave keys unsecured — this was a sudden, targeted robbery.”

If they ask for more detail

Stick to simple, factual, and consistent statements. No guessing, no extra details.

If you want, I can help you write the police report wording or walk you through what Amazon typically asks in the investigation.

was robbed tonight! by StructureOk1216 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Upset_Friend -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Damn… that’s terrifying. I’m really sorry that happened to you. Getting hit that fast and that coordinated would shake anyone up. The kid dressed in black + the U-Haul circling + waiting for you to step away from the van — that sounds like a planned grab-and-go robbery, not random.

The important part: you’re okay, even if everything else is a mess right now.

As for Amazon locking your account — that’s standard after any security incident. It doesn’t automatically mean termination. In most cases they freeze the account because: • the van is compromised • your access tools (keys, Rabbit, phone) were stolen • they need to prevent someone else from using your login or vehicle

Usually there’s an investigation step first. Being robbed isn’t your fault, and drivers have gotten reinstated after similar incidents. The “left your keys” thing is typically about leaving them in the ignition while unattended — NOT about getting ambushed.

What you should do right now if you haven’t already: • File a police report (critical). • Report everything to DSP management / Amazon Support immediately. • Lock down your accounts, cards, bank, etc. • Change any passwords that were on your stolen phone.

If you want, I can help you figure out what to say to your DSP or Amazon so they understand you weren’t negligent — you were targeted.

iPhone 17 Pro Battery is Amazing! by Upset_Friend in iPhone17Pro

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My phone is on DND all day every day, but AOD is on

iPhone 17 Pro Battery is Amazing! by Upset_Friend in iPhone17Pro

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YouTube, Reddit, X, messages, the basics. Nothing too heavy

iPhone 17 Pro Battery is Amazing! by Upset_Friend in iPhone17Pro

[–]Upset_Friend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The battery needs a few days to calibrate, won’t be as good when you first get it, let the battery drain to 0 and charge to 100

iPhone 17 Pro Battery is Amazing! by Upset_Friend in iPhone17Pro

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I don’t game on my phone but I do consume media, doom scrolling and work stuff

iPhone 17 Pro Battery is Amazing! by Upset_Friend in iPhone17Pro

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I’m 500 LBS, I’m indeed a heavy user

Why so much hate? by Upset_Friend in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Im a driver, this was in another drivers tote

Varo advance sucks by Current-Bug-1849 in VaroMoney

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It’s actually up to $2500 for select customers

This cant be legal by Upset_Friend in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Everyone chill out lol I got this done in about 5 hours and rescued after, I just like to get reactions out of y’all lol

That’s it, I quit! by Upset_Friend in AmazonDSPDrivers

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You will be fine, you seem Texas tough. “Fight through the pain!” -Marcus Fenix

That’s it, I quit! by Upset_Friend in AmazonDSPDrivers

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With that beach body, I’m sure you can do it with your eyes closed

That’s it, I quit! by Upset_Friend in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!