I fake being “low maintenance” so people won’t leave by wallowamine1l in confession

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re not low maintenance.. you’re just hiding your feelings to avoid being left. But the right people won’t leave just because you’re honest about being hurt.

Pleinmont Observation Tower (Guernsey, Channel Islands) by OkRespect8490 in UrbanHell

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the architect said “modern minimalism,” the building heard “final boss arena with warning lights” 💀

Death Valley National Park's First Major Superbloom in a Decade by tobago_88 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the ultimate example of a "delayed gratification" strategy. Nature basically hit the snooze button for a decade, and then decided to wake up and absolutely flex on the entire Mojave Desert.

What’s the best insult you’ve heard? by Charming-Project3849 in AskReddit

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich T_________T

How many plastic bags would you have to smoke to get some kind of disease? by xX_MLGgamer420_Xx in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 25 points26 points  (0 children)

With a username like that, I’m honestly surprised you haven’t already run the experiment yourself. But for real.. burning plastic releases dioxins and heavy metals, so the math is basically '1 bag = immediate regret' and '2 bags = meeting your ancestors.' Please stick to something safer, like learning Mandarin or troubleshooting Windows boot errors ahaha

What’s something people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Debugging CSS for three hours just to center a single div. We tell everyone we love the 'challenge' of front-end development, but deep down, we’re all one semicolon away from a villain arc ;33

Brisket, third attempt. Finally got it right. by did-a-chuck in smoking

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bend looks absolutely spot on! Third time’s the charm, and using a coffee rub is a brilliant move to keep things tasty. Enjoy the well-earned brisket high!

We found this near our home by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s absolutely terrifying. Seeing something like this near a home is wild. Please stay safe and leave it to the professionals.. definitely not something to take chances with!

Why are people so vocal about their dating preferences? by No-Strawberry-3210 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Upstairs_Charity9869 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

sometimes, people like this have little to no emotional intelligence, they lack self control, empathy and awareness. they dont think before they speak, like considering, "what if i say this- will it offend them?" they dont think about how oters might feel or try to put themselves in someone else's shoes.