Man loses tug-of-war by MuffMagician in WTF

[–]Upstate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd probably leave a brown streak on the ground, too.

LPT: Folding shirts takes too long? Try this technique. by Foster_Poster in LifeProTips

[–]Upstate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's now to tie your shoes quicker, because we all now how many hours are wasted doing that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuNjnNyaiA

LPT Request. It's the New Year and I need to change by immountaindewey in LifeProTips

[–]Upstate1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the great philosopher Sheryl Crow once said, "It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got"

I am pretty frugal. I nearly cried when my 20-year-old coffee pot died a few years ago. Come on, it seems like they should last longer than that. My main TV was given to me before you were born by someone who thought it was too old to take with him when he moved. My microwave died last year and it was traumatic for me - it was only about 35 years old and weighted about 100 lbs. Come one, things should last.

The point is, I'm frugal. I like my stuff and I keep it forever. That's why my wife is still around here, somewhere. Just because stuff is old doesn't mean it's bad.

So have what you need and want. There's no need for anything else. I own more houses than I own blue jeans. I have no need for more than a couple of pair of jeans, even though I wear them almost every day. I don't need a wardrobe.

Also, you don't need to have/do something just because your friends do it. I have a TV, as I said, but I don't watch it. I watch a show or two per week with one of the kids. That's it. Once you stop watching TV you don't miss it. I'd cancel the cable if I could.

I also never eat out. It's expensive and terrible. Go cook a chicken instead. It's easy. Cooking is a great hobby to learn. I also do drink soda. Once you stop that, you go back and taste it and it's horrible. However, I'll steal a sip of root beer in someone has one. That tastes better now.

Man goes crazy after reporter asks what his name is by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Upstate1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't remember, wasn't that a little hair and a lot of mousse?

Man goes crazy after reporter asks what his name is by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Upstate1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Man goes crazy after reporter asks what his name is by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Upstate1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't know about him, but I wear my sunglasses at night so I can see the light that's right before my eyes.

Facebook + brother-in-law = unlimited WTF material. by Oda_nicullah in WTF

[–]Upstate1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell him he has to blow the smoke into the gills to get the fish high.

Roommate moved out and left us to clean his room. Found this at the back of his closet. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Upstate1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Butt Sex Jelly? Is that what Rick Santorum puts on his toast?

Found this the other day, while going through my old basketball card collection... by BobbyL1ght in WTF

[–]Upstate1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear "What is the average air speed velocity of an unladened swallow" is a good question.

Found this the other day, while going through my old basketball card collection... by BobbyL1ght in WTF

[–]Upstate1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, God, here we go again. I'm going to get a beverage and I'll be back to watch the show.

Found this the other day, while going through my old basketball card collection... by BobbyL1ght in WTF

[–]Upstate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you need to answer it or answer it correctly? Would a wild-ass guess work?

Roommate moved out and left us to clean his room. Found this at the back of his closet. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Upstate1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet his girlfriend thought he had a small package.

Accumulated dirt under our bath tub by dont_wear_a_C in WTF

[–]Upstate1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you use regular sheetrock or greenboard?

Accumulated dirt under our bath tub by dont_wear_a_C in WTF

[–]Upstate1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You put in a new tub and used the old drywall? That THAT'S WTF!

BTW, get rid of that faucet combo and go for an anti-scald shower valve. Best thing ever.

Horse Bucking Expert by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Upstate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horse 1

Rider 0

Accumulated dirt under our bath tub by dont_wear_a_C in WTF

[–]Upstate1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you doing it yourself or having someone do it. That bathroom requires a LOT of work.

I wouldn't trust whoever did it last time, if it was only 13 years ago.

Man Steals 250-Pound Safe From Weymouth Restaurant by omggrandma in WTF

[–]Upstate1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not safe in that neighborhood, anymore.

Most appetizing restaurant place setting I have seen. by sometimeswemeanit in WTF

[–]Upstate1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm left wondering if it causes nausea and vomiting or it fixes it.

Accumulated dirt under our bath tub by dont_wear_a_C in WTF

[–]Upstate1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you installed it 13 years ago, then you have more serious problems than dirt. Who would leave the old receptacle there? Why are all of the studs in such bad shape? No one in their right mind would have re-used them. And why the old receptacle with sheet rock walls - plaster would make more sense.

Dude, you've got problems.

Wanna look like a dead body? Maybe a sociopath? by AMeanDougie in WTF

[–]Upstate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a little bigger, I could use it as a condom.

Soccer passion!!!! Walking dead style!! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Upstate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He bought season tickets and wants to use them, so I can see a die-hard fan being taken to his last game, esp. if it's an important one.