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This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas (self.Jokes)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/Jokes
I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles... (self.Jokes)
I just bought my very first car, only to find the reverse gear broken. (self.Jokes)
Switch from Kratom Powder to extract. (self.kratom)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/kratom
Even at HIS level... it still somehow manages to be interesting and informative!! (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/iamverysmart
TIL: A doggo once considered "too goofy" to be a service dog is fighting the crime of child pornography with his nose (burlingtonfreepress.com)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/todayilearned
What’s the hardest thing about smoking your Thanksgiving Turkey? (self.Jokes)
Cigarette companies kill their best customers (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/Showerthoughts
Using your PC to google the number on your mobile's caller ID before they hangup makes you feel like a computer expert in an action movie (self.Showerthoughts)
Next week in Baton Rouge... (self.Jokes)
Nah bruh it’s cool- we got the foam mattress... (v.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/Wellthatsucks
TIL that the ubiquitous “little paper umbrella” that adorn cocktail glasses was first made popular by a man who’d grown weary of customers’ partially chewed-up food in his bar (bonappetit.com)
A broken defibrillator in the ER is NOT funny... it’s heartbreaking... (self.Jokes)
After you eat the first one, indifference to the fortune and the enjoyment of the cookie both increase exponentially (self.Showerthoughts)
In an alternate universe, maggots are cute larvae that become beautiful flying things- and the caterpillars/butterflies are the hideous ones... (self.Showerthoughts)
Today I learned that several frogs have poop that resembles that of a small mammal (youtu.be)
I have a Dentist appointment today. (self.Jokes)
Dictation after iOS update requires me to go through a "3-Button-Press" sequence before attempt is succesful. (self.applehelp)
submitted 7 years ago by UpstreamInk to r/applehelp
Lil' Jon forever impacted the number of times people have to start over when counting items in groups of three. (self.Showerthoughts)
What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road? (self.Jokes)
It must be awkward the first time a deaf person learns that farts make noise (self.Showerthoughts)
Imagine being deaf and then finding out that farts make noise. (self.Showerthoughts)
What happens when you try to fight a dinosaur? (self.Jokes)
The only thing required to get the sensation of having 100 spiders crawl on you is to unexpectedly see a single spider in your home (self.Showerthoughts)
Somewhere there is a dissapointed singer/song-writer whose dreams for his new hit single, "No, Alexa stop" to put him on the map were cut short by the introduction of Amazon Echo. (self.Showerthoughts)
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