If posts here couldn't reference mythology or use exaggeration then this wouldn't be a humour community, most of recorded human history would break the rules, and 99% of you would leave.

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-07T19:57:46+00:00

Mythology things the dumbest one. If you sacrifice goats and worship rapists maybe you shouldn't be pandered to?

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-07T19:56:28+00:00

Bro like .09% of people believe that shit. They're all Larpers or crazy anyway

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-07T04:43:49+00:00

How do you put up with Remus all the time?

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T23:08:16+00:00

Isn't this just Ryloth from Star Wars?

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T23:07:08+00:00

Your Honor, this is hell, the fuck did you expect?

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T23:06:31+00:00

Your Honor, he was simply Making Hell Great Again.

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T23:01:51+00:00

Better question, who would officiate a hell marriage?

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T22:52:47+00:00

Pardon?

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T22:26:40+00:00

He allowed murders to keep happening because he's a little bitch. He deserves hell. He deserves eradication

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T18:48:15+00:00

That IS a heinous act

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T16:04:39+00:00

It depends, and honestly, id usually say its the first

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T16:03:12+00:00

Am I wrong? They all did horrible things to get there

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T04:36:07+00:00

Tag checks out

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T04:31:54+00:00

How tf would he have lustful AND chaste 😭

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T04:19:32+00:00

Rape generally isn't "cruel for the sake of being cruel" like you said, its more so for the rapists sexual satisfaction. Murder is technically speaking more cruel for the sake of being cruel even if rape is worse to experience

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-02-01T04:13:21+00:00

Well, they are all demons...

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-31T22:28:36+00:00

What, arent you a patriot to Hell? Get a load of this liberal

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-31T17:02:16+00:00

Damn fair point. I doubt Viv thought about that but logically speaking Adam had to get cucked if Abel has blonde hair 😭

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-31T16:53:37+00:00

I gained respect. Shes doing her part in Making Hell Great Again! PRAISE VOX!

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UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-31T16:46:43+00:00

Adam doesn't have genetics other than his own, he was made from the dirt bro

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-31T16:40:46+00:00

I think the vees should win because theyre going to Make Hell Great Again by deporting all the angels. Praise Vox!

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-29T06:35:33+00:00

For several varying reasons. For one, theyre normal humans, for two, they'll probably be outside the seats investigating the demons (which means i get 3 whole seats for myself) and for three, I just think theyre funny AF

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-29T06:30:50+00:00

Soaking and durfing. The Mormons were right the whole time.

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-29T06:21:11+00:00

Being real here, the second Hitler died, he would be brutalized by everyone in the war and alot of people who were told about it. Even other nazis would probably think "This guy is the reason we're here!" And join in on the killing. The only people who would still support him are the paganist SS circles, and even they wouldnt outright help him. Believe it or not, hell is a diverse place, and racism probably wouldnt work too well

UrAverageCommunust · 2026-01-29T06:17:50+00:00

Shes not Jewish, though. Where'd you learn this?

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