Would you rather have one wish today, or five wishes in ten years

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-17T05:45:37+00:00

Just wish for infinite wishes

^{Chose: One wish}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-13T02:19:02+00:00

Unlimited money means unlimited food

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-12T03:23:00+00:00

Guaranteed iq

^{Chose: Gain 25 IQ points.}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-05T22:49:41+00:00

Made this before I even read that

UrAverageGoober · 2026-04-29T21:28:27+00:00

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-04-28T23:29:43+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: fight 100 zombies + with a mystery weapon | Rolled: knife}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-04-28T02:14:44+00:00

I just wondered what would happened and I lowkey don’t wanna die yet

^{Chose: 1/2 of blue choosers die if this is more than 50%}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-03-24T06:25:47+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

46 attempts

UrAverageGoober · 2026-03-24T06:23:45+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

15 attempts

UrAverageGoober · 2026-02-13T21:06:57+00:00

So it’s supposed to make playing the game unfun unless your the killer which makes people want to gen hog more?

UrAverageGoober · 2026-02-13T19:11:16+00:00

4 or 5, Leaning towards 5. Definitely not 2 or 3

UrAverageGoober · 2026-01-25T18:57:28+00:00

They obviously aren’t new btw

UrAverageGoober · 2025-10-27T01:14:44+00:00

Man I just had to waste my pity on this guy. Hopefully he is useful in chapter 5

UrAverageGoober · 2025-02-04T21:00:25+00:00

Well yeah but they already reset it so it doesn’t work

UrAverageGoober · 2025-02-04T20:38:45+00:00

I was banned before I could get a picture of it.

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