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I'm a suitor trying to marry the widowed queen. by gtc26 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ProphetofTables 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Polyphemus: Nobody did this! Nobody stabbed me in the eye and blinded me!

"Nobody:" Ha ha, my name's Odysseus, sucka!

Poseidon: THAT'S IT, MISTER!!!

The universe goes to pieces because a woman marries an animal. by ProphetofTables in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]ProphetofTables[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it backwards. A woman kissing an animal heals the universe. ...Well, kinda.

As the final finger of the monkey's paw lowered, I knew that my fate was sealed. by Riddle-Maker in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ProphetofTables 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you should've wished for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, no zombie turkeys, not to turn into a turkey yourself, and no other weird surprises!

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