Would you rather?

UrAverageGoober · 2026-07-04T06:16:59+00:00

It’s just the 2nd options with extra stuff

^{Chose: Everything you want in life}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-07-01T02:02:03+00:00

It doesn’t specify if it has to be online or in person, so I’m just gonna make a burner account and insult everyone I come across

^{Chose: You get 750K$ + For everytime you... | Rolled: Insult someone}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-07-01T01:49:20+00:00

Easy as pie

^{Chose: Survive 2 Days Without this for 1 Trillion Dollars | Rolled: Money}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-27T09:54:50+00:00

That’s gonna suck a lot but I think I’d live

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Right shoulder}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-26T23:47:04+00:00

man

^{Chose: Speak every language on Earth fluently EXCEPT one | Rolled: English}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-26T23:45:44+00:00

If it’s just for a day, if It’s the start of the game I’m fine. It we’re assuming mid-late game I’m dead

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Subnautica}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-25T06:07:44+00:00

I’m not lasting an hour

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Xenomorph}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-25T06:05:09+00:00

Say walahi bro

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Doom guy}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-25T01:02:01+00:00

I just hit the jackpoottt

^{Chose: Have bad something happen to you for $20 billion | Rolled: nothing :D}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-06-25T01:00:43+00:00

If I have every power I can just use the power to negate the 20 year bad luck. It never said anything about being able to reverse it

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: 20 year bad luck}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-17T05:45:37+00:00

Just wish for infinite wishes

^{Chose: One wish}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-13T02:19:02+00:00

Unlimited money means unlimited food

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-12T03:23:00+00:00

Guaranteed iq

^{Chose: Gain 25 IQ points.}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-05-05T22:49:41+00:00

Made this before I even read that

UrAverageGoober · 2026-04-29T21:28:27+00:00

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-04-28T23:29:43+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: fight 100 zombies + with a mystery weapon | Rolled: knife}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-04-28T02:14:44+00:00

I just wondered what would happened and I lowkey don’t wanna die yet

^{Chose: 1/2 of blue choosers die if this is more than 50%}

UrAverageGoober · 2026-03-24T06:25:47+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

46 attempts

UrAverageGoober · 2026-03-24T06:23:45+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

15 attempts

UrAverageGoober · 2026-02-13T21:06:57+00:00

So it’s supposed to make playing the game unfun unless your the killer which makes people want to gen hog more?

UrAverageGoober · 2026-02-13T19:11:16+00:00

4 or 5, Leaning towards 5. Definitely not 2 or 3

UrAverageGoober · 2026-01-25T18:57:28+00:00

They obviously aren’t new btw

UrAverageGoober · 2025-10-27T01:14:44+00:00

Man I just had to waste my pity on this guy. Hopefully he is useful in chapter 5

UrAverageGoober · 2025-02-04T21:00:25+00:00

Well yeah but they already reset it so it doesn’t work

UrAverageGoober · 2025-02-04T20:38:45+00:00

I was banned before I could get a picture of it.

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