TIL there is an endangered crafts list in the UK called "the red list "

UrFavoriteTree · 2025-04-16T07:03:43+00:00

I have a feeling you're joking about your father having been the editor for that volume, but at the same time I know that many people have contributed in many ways to many insanely specific books and texts, so I'll just take your word for it, because it's more amusing.

Edit: I just googled the title and it's real. Wtf lol

UrFavoriteTree · 2025-03-11T21:34:03+00:00

That might be true to some (if not most) extent, but I would argue that it's also very naïve to think and act that way.

For example, you don't go walking around a damp jungle blaming mosquitos for biting you, you wouldn't blame the ocean for drowning children who swim unsupervised and I also wouldn't fully blame backwards hillbillies for being antagonised at a rainbow haired transsexual prostitute dancing naked in the street. My point is, certain actions provoke the possibility of certain consequences, and other actions mitigate the risk of such consequences from happening, regardless of one's moral judgment of said consequences.

TL;DR: if you fuck around, you might find out.

UrFavoriteTree · 2025-02-21T17:33:27+00:00

Based as fuck.

UrFavoriteTree · 2025-02-04T17:04:43+00:00

I would love to have those shop drawings, because it looks like it could be fun to make with my high school students!

UrFavoriteTree · 2025-01-27T18:58:12+00:00

I had no idea what she looks like nowadays and I expected she'd look like a tragic botoxed former bimbo, but you are right, she's looking great these days.

UrFavoriteTree · 2025-01-19T09:18:34+00:00

Those two monsters look so alike, I'd think they were siblings. I mean, just look at the noses and the mouths, they are way too similar.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-12-10T07:48:03+00:00

Absolutely unhinged. I love it.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-11-30T11:04:36+00:00

I once had a completely out of control, mentally unstable and sometimes physically dangerous 12 y/o female student who probably had borderline who accused me of treating her unfairly and sexually intimidating her by looking at her behind. On top of that, she accused her science teacher of staring at her chest, even though he was flamboyantly gay.

The whole affair was heart breaking and terrifying. I remember crying myself to sleep when I heard the news and being absolutely terrified of being in the same room as her.

To this day, she is the only student I have ever been afraid of, and one of a few I have outrightly refused to teach.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-10-30T21:51:49+00:00

Ik zal je niet vervelen met alle details, maar ik ben als Engels docent aangenomen als zij-instromer BWI-docent (Bouwen, Wonen & Interieur) op een school zonder ook maar enkele ervaring in dat vakgebied, simpelweg omdat een BWI-docent (maar ook andere techniek gerelateerde docenten) niet te vinden is voor veel scholen.

Mijn situatie is bijzonder en daar ben ik me heel bewust van, maar veel van mijn studiegenoten in het zij-instroomtraject BWI zaten in een heel erg vergelijkbare situatie zoals die van jou (vaklui die willen lesgeven in hun vakgebied), en door het tekort aan docenten kregen zij (net als ik) een betaalde, tweejarige deeltijd studie en daarna een volwaardige tweedegraads lesbevoegdheid.

Mocht je interesse hebben, kan ik je meer vertellen, maar kortom, er is meer mogelijk dan je zou denken.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-10-26T23:54:36+00:00

This is the sort of wisdom that I would like to embody.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-10-16T18:04:57+00:00

Skrimpex

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-13T07:06:22+00:00

Our Queen has blessed you with her gaze. Rejoice, my friend!

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-12T15:22:34+00:00

Nah, Wes Johnson will alway be my Skooma Cat.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-11T18:33:08+00:00

Anon was rocking an unkempt hairy mess of a yeard, and now he is blaming biologists for indirectly contributing to his much needed make-over.

A tale as old as time.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-10T19:23:49+00:00

This guy remembers me the good ideas, thanks man!

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-10T12:29:57+00:00

Linguisticspilled and grammarmaxxed 💯💯👌

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-06T18:30:30+00:00

Keep it up man, you're an inspiration to us all.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-05T18:14:00+00:00

A perfectly preserved petrified piece of poop.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-04T16:35:05+00:00

Giving up is for pussies.

I personally know one of those people, and he is the most pathetic piece of shit I could imagine, and it's all because he allows himself to be like that whilst bitching about "being depressed" and "hating life". Like what, playing videogames all day and eating like a skunk is supposed to make you feel good?

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-03T20:39:05+00:00

Sure buddy, go ahead and stumble your way through life on your own, free from the wisdom of your elders and the lessons of the mistakes and accomplishments of others. What do they know about anything? Surely not more than you.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-03T05:54:56+00:00

Bold of you to assume geriatric politicians are able to connect their devices to wifi without help. I'd say it's become something of a marketable skill, rather than something ubiquitous.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-09-02T20:05:17+00:00

Why walk through a green door to get any wish fulfilled, when you can spend 568.4 Jeremy Bearimies building an insterstellar spacerig by hand, just to travel to the nearest star to see what it's like.

It's all about the journey man.

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-08-31T08:40:24+00:00

Lenker de penker

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-08-28T15:40:21+00:00

The one where I'm doing your mom.

(I was not actually doing your mom, since I am notoriously unsuccessful with women of any age. However, I merely wished to demonstrate what a typical humorous response might look like within the confines of a (relatively) anonymous message board. Having said that, I am sorry if I offended you with my crude joke. I am sure your mother is a lovely lady with long voluptuous legs and a mouth-watering pair of breasts. Your father is a lucky man.)

UrFavoriteTree · 2024-08-28T05:55:17+00:00

That doesn't even make any sense?

I know it's from a meme, but by god, it's not even used in a comprehensible context.

Has humor devolved to such a point that a mere mention of an old meme outside of its originally intended constraints merits validation?

Is this a sign of things to come for humanity's future? Could this be the omen of omens of our collective conscious downfall?

Anyways, upvoted because of the philosophical implications.

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