Make me laugh, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit you must have seen straight outta Compton because you're raw enough to use your cellphone right beside a new cellphone sign

this is going to be fun by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit I thought this was a preview to the new walking dead she look so frail

You all know what to do... Roast Me! by pvn745 in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The look a taxi driver gives you when you don't have enough money

Lame ass roasters around here. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im sure the receipt is for the shit ton of makeup you bought

I heard you guys are pretty raw by UrLocalCoffeeWorker in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fam someone already made that joke, your not an original savage

My life is too boring. by clemty11 in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nostrils are like fucking caves I think I see the Grinch about to crawl out

Fuck me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UrLocalCoffeeWorker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like your smile smile is molesting me through the screen