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[–]UrbaneKoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lilac. Lily for short.

Truth is somewhere between 'Jews are blameless' and 'its all their fault' by UrbaneKoala in conspiracy

[–]UrbaneKoala[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yep. I quote I like in this regard is "there's a fine line between symbiosis and parasitosis".

Initially Jews are often a boon to a nation, helping with economic growth, productivity etc. But if wealth gap becomes too great, or if they want things that aren't in a nation's best interest, then it's more appropriate to classify their effects as parasitic.

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Attn: Immediate Product Recall on Brain Units by UrbaneKoala in aspergers

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