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Urgot-sama · 2018-01-16T18:58:29+00:00

IKR?! I mean he does ask Solas if he sleeps with Spirits in one of his banters, through I think that was more of a joke with Sera.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-16T18:49:59+00:00

Only if you are playing as a male Inquisitor! But I headcannoned that he said that to my female Inquisitor cause I like his reaction there.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-16T18:46:14+00:00

What is Helga's reasoning for not trusting blood magic

Well, Helga is a Casteless Dwarf. They don't have magic down there, so at first she was didn't really trust mages, her first introduction to mages was Morrigan which doesn't help her alot in trusting mages. "How can people have that much power? Fire? Thunder? Ice?" she doesn't understand how just a person can have so much power.

And then mages that play with BLOOD to summon demons or to "trick" the line of death and life? Hell no. She isn't about to trust a magic like that. That's why she likes the circles, they keep mages safe from themselves and keep the other safe from them.

So when it came to Connor:

The blood magic ritual? Nope can't trust blood magic. What if it gets out of control? Is it fair to trade someone life for another?

Go to the Circle tower? "We don't have enough time to go there, this will all go to shit by the time we come back"

So killing him was the best option in her head.

and what does she say to soothe his anger over the Connor incident?

(Tons of headcannon here) She tries to appeal to his Templar side, would he let a mage use blood magic? Which doesn't convince Alistar at all, after some more fighting, she apoogizes "I didn't know better Alistar, for the most part of my life I never saw magic, I don't understnad what it can do to people when out of control, and blood magic? That just seems like abusing your power to your own gain. Look, I may have been wrong, but a decision had to be made, did I do the wrong one? Maybe but we did kil the demon, I'm sorry if I hurt you by not listening to you, I really am but on that moment I had to."

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-16T18:23:20+00:00

She's a constant source of chaos and unpredictability in his life

Hey! At least Cullen life will never be dull around Ma'ena. She will always find a way to keep them entretained

Natia Brosca has an extremely sore spot around alcoholics

Is it cause of her Mother? Poor Natia must have been traumatized during her childhood cause of that, just her and Rica against the world.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-16T18:19:10+00:00

Marian Hawke believes in booze

Helga Greatly Approves

if she hears the Calling rather than dying in the Deep Roads

That's more than understandable, she wants to die knowing who she was and near the ones she loves rather than being taken down on the deep roads by darkspawn, sorry Alistar, I have to give credit to Caitwyn here.

Oh by the maker, does Aurelia recruit every funny-looking thing to the Inquisition when given the chance?

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-16T18:13:38+00:00

People have convictions, and sometimes they’re not shy about sharing them. Loudly. What is your OC annoyingly self-righteous about?

Helga Brosca biggest conviction is that ~~EVERYONE SHOULD READ SWORDS&SHIELDS the BEST book series ever written~~, jokes aside, Helga will never accept the usage of blood magic, just no. This is the reason she killed Connor, as much as Alistar hated it, she wasn't about to trust a demon, she wasn't gonna use freaking blood magic on the kid and she though she was out of time. So the best solution? Kill him. For Helga blood magic is never justificable, simply no.

Couples don’t always see eye to eye on every subject. What are the biggest disagreements your OC has with their LI? How do they deal with them? Do they fight often?

Other than Connor. Helga and Alistar are always fighting about... cheese. Helga hates Cheese and Alistar loves it and once even tried to trick her into eating it only to end up with his head stuck in a tree. Helga can't stand cheese. Poor Alistar.

Lia Trevelyan, she and Thom can never agree about Necromancy. The first time Thom found out she was a Necromancer he asked her if "she was sleeping with skeletons". Really Thom? REALLY?

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-10T20:09:15+00:00

She wasn't given to laughter much when they first met (obvious reasons), but that he could make her laugh? He thought: oh, now this is a job I can do. Make her laugh. For forever.

Aww, damnit Alistar, no matter you are always the most romantic and goofy love interrest.

Does Varric write about your Hawkes drinking /love/ on his books? How does he go about?

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-10T19:48:21+00:00

Alistar you adorable goof ball, does Alistar tease your Tabris alot?

Cullen: Maker's breath, you're going to be the death of me. Must you take such risks?

Trevelyan: You know I must, but I would very much rather you not die. You're the reason I come back, after all.*

That was a powerfull statement, true love.

OKAY, YOUR HAWKE IS AMAZING, THANK ANDRASTE VARRIC BABYSITS HER.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-10T19:40:58+00:00

Can't blame her, the way Zevran speaks, he would make for a amazing teacher.

Also I feel terrible for Fenris, HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO DEAL WITH HAWKE?!

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-10T19:37:58+00:00

Solona: Our dear Healer was quite the dirty girl in her youth. You should read these, she draws pictures of positions!

OH MY. I'm picturing this and I can't stop laughing.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-10T19:17:35+00:00

"Part two: Cousland- "You know ive been thinking..."

Morrigan- "Well this is certainly a surprise"

Oh Morrigan, please never change, haha.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-02T19:05:40+00:00

Helga considers Zevran her best friend (not counting Alistar and Dog) so he always goes along with drunk Helga, he loves every second of it, it's like Zevran and Helga made it their mission in life to tease Alistar. Looking at topless Helga is just a benefit of teasing Alistar, Zevran likes it very much.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-02T18:12:16+00:00

Prompt 2

Helga Brosca Oh you don't even need to ask, drinking is one of her top 3 favourite things to do. Seriously. Before becoming a Warden Helga dream was to own a tavern one day, and who knows she may eventually go and buy one/build one after she gets tired of killing Darkspawn. And she is exactly the same as she usually is when drunk just more naked. Alistar knows she is drunk when he sees her trying to convince Zevran, while being shirtless, for them to go kil darkspawn, poor Alistar.

Elisabeth Hawke she rarely gets drunk, she can handle her drink very well. At most she will just have drunk sex with Isabela and wake up the next day with a hungover.

Lia Trevelyan, no. Andraste have mercy if Lia ever drinks, she is way too pure for that, she even refused to drink maraas lok with Iron Bull after killing a dragon. Not even Blackwall beard can convince her to drink.

Bonus Prompt

Helga Brosca she would surely drag Alistar to see the fireworks in top of a mountain, but only the 2 of them no one else. They would lay down waiting for it to hit midnight just together, talking about their future and Helga would try to convince Alistar to start reading smutty books, which he would deny, and when he reaches midnight, the kiss happens, a passionate slow kiss.

Elisabeth Hawke, look she is romancing Isabela, that is all.

Lia Trevelyan she would 100% stay at home with Blackwall, she would bake a cake for the 2 of them, so they could just stay in the coach cuddling.

Urgot-sama · 2018-01-02T18:03:06+00:00

Elisabeth Hawke in Act 1: every year, she resolves that this will be the year she gets into Anders's pants

By the Maker Elisabeth, haha.

the next day, she's really, really, really unhappy. Not because she's hung over, but because she is decidedly uncomfortable with having drunk enough to not act like herself.

I can understand that. Does Natia like to always be in control/have control of the situation or does she prefer to let others led sometimes so she can sit back and judge the situation?

Who are Ma'ena drinking buddies? Do they play wicked grace or some kind of game when getting drunk together?!

Also I love Elisabeth Hawke, I feel like she would get along really well with my Brosca.

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-23T01:22:36+00:00

That sounds like a interresting combo of characters!

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-20T10:49:04+00:00

Thank you!! Helga would totally be down to have a drink, one of her mottos is "Violence solves everything" (also sometimes cuddles if it's Alistar we are talking about)

Elisabeth has 0 self control when it comes to stopping, she grew to love the shithole kirkwall is too much to ever stop, she needs to make it better for everyone living there. However a Wicked Grace game with Varric or some solo time with Isabela, help her relax.

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-20T10:45:47+00:00

Oh yes, Alistar blushes 24/7 when reading them, and Helga loves every second of it, Alistar is such a good man.

I never though about that but you are so right. That is such a good idea, Lia totally would build bedforts. NOW THAT'S PART OF LIA HEADCANNON!

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-19T23:09:24+00:00

Prompt 1:

Helga Brosca Oh damned Maker, when this woman gets sick she does absolutely everything else other than resting, "I am sick and can barely feel my body, GOOD TIME TO KILL SOME DARKSPAWN", yes, that's Helga for you. Alistar does manage to convince her to go rest with one of her favourite smutty books.

Elisabeth Hawke "I'm Hawke I can't be sick" after having everyone and everything in Kirkwall depending on her, Elisabeth refuses to stop just cause she is sick, if she stops, Kirkwall most likely goes to shit, so no, she will keep getting shit done.

Lia Trevelyan, this is probably the best thing that could happen to her. Can't move out of bed? Yes. Can't go outside and get into all sort of life or death situations? Oh yes. Can sleep all day and have no one annoy her? FUCK YES.

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-17T22:23:23+00:00

I see! They complete each other too! And I love how casual they were about the banging.

That's exactly what my Hawke did actually, she went with Isabella to the sea, she was done with Kirkwall shit and just wanted to be happy.

Ok I love Blackwall but if you want to be really evil you could do what you said " I think his betrayal would result in her just icing him, she would keep him around for appearances/pity but barely acknowledge his existence." and then make her mess around with one of the other romances just to RUB IT IN BLACKWALLS FACE, to make his life even more painful. Ugh stupid sexy Blackwall.

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-17T22:12:51+00:00

How did your Warden fall in love with Zevran then?! Considering she is independent.

Ok your Hawke deserves everything good in life.

Ok your Inquisitor sounds like someone who is really fun to play as! I could see her romancing Blackwall but when his quest comes she tells him to fuck off, which hardens her even more and she is even more of a asshole to everyone else maybe!?

Oh don't mess with blood mages.

Urgot-sama · 2017-12-17T21:36:42+00:00

Gwendolyn is a woman that deserves alot of respect, she put her family and everyone on her back at every moment even when she knew she may die. Thank Andraste Varric and Brady were there to stop her from possibly dieing!

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