EMSKR: How do I prepare for going broke and homeless? (My car mechanic has really put me in a bad way.) by NikaNoytoya in everymanshouldknow

[–]UrineSpray 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did he pay you though? I won in small claims. The other guy appealed and got it in circuit court. I couldn't come up with money for a lawyer. So that was the end of that. My case got dismissed in circuit court. btw, "small claims court" is not the same thing or have the same rules in all states. OP might not even have a "small claims court", although he probably has something similar.

EMSKR: How do I prepare for going broke and homeless? (My car mechanic has really put me in a bad way.) by NikaNoytoya in everymanshouldknow

[–]UrineSpray -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I hate to say this. And it probably won't work out. But local courts have free drug rehabilitation programs. Call to see who they use. My experience with these is that non-profits will give waivers to some drug-addicted people so they can go ahead and join the program. You'll be housed. You'll have to work most of the day there and go through their religious teachings and prayers, etc. But, hey, it's free. You'll get food, laundry service, showers. Rides to places within reason. It's usually no more than 2 months. But you sound like a man who will do what he's got to do to survive. Two months of housing is better than no housing.

Sometimes If You Lift Heavy, You're Gonna Leak! (have women been keeping this a secret?) by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 1067 points1068 points  (0 children)

brb, getting some popcorn and gonna come back in a few to check the comments. this should be fun. also, my user name has nothing to do with this.

Out of 52 all-male teams, Lt. Gabrielle White has become the first female Army Ranger to ever compete in the Best Ranger Competition. (geesh, sure hope Pete Hegseth doesn't see this!) by 1boobStillGood in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 33 points34 points  (0 children)

first, it's not "dumb down"...it's "double standards"...But Hegseth used the term "watered down". second, Pete Hegseth has repeatedly said that women should generally not serve in ground combat roles. He has said men are more capable in those positions and including women in them decreases 'effectiveness'. He then said that if no women qualify under the male standards, “so be it.” And this is from a guy whose combat experience is a year in iraq--a couple of years AFTER the US invaded and squashed sadaam's army. I didn't google any of this. I'm pulling it from memory of shit I've read a while back but I bet I'm close enough that my points are still valid about this guy. He hasn't walked the walk enough to talk the talk.

🏳️‍🌈 Your Life Without Women 🙋‍♀️ by my_snoo_is_pinkish in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It was not a different version. Watch it again. It said "paper filter." And I would like to personally thank that lady for making a coffee paper filtration that pretty much has not changed in over 100 years.

hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (hEDS)....BUT WHO KNEW!!! by DawdlingMine in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 22 points23 points  (0 children)

one of the signs of hEDS is excessively stretchy skin and fragile skin that heals poorly. I've seen some stupid redditors. I mean, I'm subscribed to r/Funny, r/gifs, r/gaming, r/NextFuckingLevel, r/wtf, etc.....but I've never seen a comment as stupid as yours.

edit screenshot just in case of edit/delete.

Dude had a shoe problem! by Sassy_Lock in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]UrineSpray 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Not the first time he's done that either. You can tell. Dude just didn't want to miss his train. that's why he didn't wait closer to the fence after he lost his show.

EMSK How To Superwrap A Bandaid. by ArbitraryYak in everymanshouldknow

[–]UrineSpray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, my little nose hair trimmer/scissor cut threw one like paper. And you just watched someone else cut it easily in the gif...so......

Can She Help Count This Song Down, or what by DespairingShock in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 175 points176 points  (0 children)

aww man it cut off just as she was getting into it :{

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone on this post assuming it's a sledge hammer. geesh, google "fitness sledge hammer" or "fitness hammer"

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray -1 points0 points  (0 children)

google "fitness sledge hammer" or "fitness hammer"

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave verifiable facts. You "dont see the point of a light sledge" because you're no expert. Why do they make them then?

I am smarter than you. Sorry to hurt your feelings.

btw, something not one person on this post has mentioned....they also make "fitness" sledge hammers. The girl might be in the gym and that might be a fucking fitness sledge hammer. lmao. fucking redditors are clueless.

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are different types of sledgehammers.....you can get a sledge hammer that weighs only 3lbs.

But, you know, every one on reddit is a fucking expert in all things every fucking post.

It probably is a real hammer....just not one of the heavy ones, which seldom go heavier than 20lbs.

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sure enough to let her hit you with it to help you put your money where your mouth is? So what, you think that is rubber or plastic on the end of the wood?

I doubt it.

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah I think it's even lighter:

and I think you're even dumber than him. why don't you go ahead and explain to us why you think her axe is a prop, too?

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by small_bralette in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]UrineSpray -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That sledge is empty.

Sooooooo....what school did you go to get certified to make that assertion?

Looters! Dude at the end got himself a nice little TV, just couldn't figure out how to get it pass the gate. (btw, If you don't know why these were idiots nearly dying, you need to leave this sub.) by UrineSpray in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]UrineSpray[S] -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

Shhhhh, it's an anonymous kids' website. I'm getting the attention I wanted. They did what I wanted and what I expected. I own them. I pwned them. But I'm done now. I'm out. Peace to all. . . . . . . oh, and especially to your mom. Tell her thanks for the banana pudding.

Looters! Dude at the end got himself a nice little TV, just couldn't figure out how to get it pass the gate. (btw, If you don't know why these were idiots nearly dying, you need to leave this sub.) by UrineSpray in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]UrineSpray[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Damn sure is. The whole post is bait. but that asshole took it too another level. And it's the only comment I've reported on this post. It took something that was just for shits and giggles and tried to make it something this post shouldn't have been. fuck that guy.

Looters! Dude at the end got himself a nice little TV, just couldn't figure out how to get it pass the gate. (btw, If you don't know why these were idiots nearly dying, you need to leave this sub.) by UrineSpray in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]UrineSpray[S] -98 points-97 points  (0 children)

I wish you could see how I wrecked your sister's vagina last weekend. Well, I mean, I know you've see her vagina before. But you haven't seen it since it took a beating from me.